Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Color Blast T-Shirt

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a spontaneous fashion statement brought to you by pigment dye and questionable punctuality. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Color Blast tee is as soft as a puppy’s belly and twice as attention-grabbing. Each shirt is uniquely dyed, so no two are alike—just like every dog you stop to pet on your way to literally anything. It’s got the relaxed fit of your favorite lazy Sunday and enough vibrant, chaotic energy to scream, “I was going to be on time, but then… tail wag.”

Key Features:

• Garment-Dyed Goodness: Every shirt is dipped in pigment dye like it’s bathing in personality. Expect each one to look slightly different—just like your alibis.

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft enough to nap in, but strong enough to survive a dog park ambush.

• Relaxed Fit: Not too tight, not too loose, just Goldilocks-approved.

• Double Needle Stitching: Reinforced so it doesn’t unravel the moment someone mentions “accountability.”

• Sewn-In Twill Label: Because you’re not basic, and your tag shouldn’t be either.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your coffee when you finally get to drink it).

• No bleach, unless you like risky tie-dye experiments.

• Tumble dry low—your dryer doesn’t need to panic.

• Iron low, but really, wrinkles just add texture.

• Do not dry clean. You’re not royalty.

Size Guide:

• S – Compact and committed to dog encounters.

• M – Missed one bus petting a pug.

• L – Late to meetings, early to sniff circles.

• XL – Professional dog spotter.

• 2XL & 3XL – Sees every dog. Stops. Chats. Has treats in pocket.

Pro Tip: Due to the pigment dye magic, each shirt has its own identity. If your shirt doesn’t match your soul today, give it a week. It will. Just like that rescue pup you met once and never stopped thinking about.

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