Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex College Hoodie

Who needs Ivy League when you’ve got Dog League? This unisex college hoodie is for scholars of spontaneous tail-wagging encounters and professional-level lounging. Made with a cozy cotton-poly blend and certified by WRAP, Sedex, and PETA—because comfort shouldn’t come at the cost of your conscience (or your dignity while chasing a golden retriever down the sidewalk). It’s got side seams to keep its shape (even when you’ve lost yours emotionally after seeing a lab puppy), a front pouch perfect for snack hoarding or emergency treats, and a hood that says, “Yes, I am ignoring your call to finish this dog video.”

Key Features:

• Comfy Composition: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (varies slightly by color, like your mood when a pug ignores you).

• Spacious Pouch Pocket: Great for warming hands, hiding cookies, or pretending you didn’t drop your phone—again.

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable and perfect for dramatic wind-blown exits or hiding from adult responsibilities.

• Side Seams: Keeps the hoodie structured, even when you’re emotionally unstructured.

• Tear-Away Label: Because you have enough irritations without itchy tags whispering in your neck.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart.

• Non-chlorine bleach (aka: not the kind that makes your hoodie look like a DIY disaster).

• Tumble dry low—your hoodie, not your standards.

• Iron on low heat if you’re fancy.

• Absolutely no dry cleaning. This hoodie prefers casual relationships only.

Size Guide:

• XS: Fits like a gentle bark.

• S: For those who chase small dogs and dreams.

• M: Ideal for medium-sized drama and medium-sized mutts.

• L: Lounging, Licking Labradors, and Lazy Days.

• XL: Extra Lapdogs welcome.

• 2XL–5XL: More room for snacks, sass, and surprise dog hair you swear wasn’t there five seconds ago.

Pro Tip: Wearing this hoodie instantly grants you 12% more charm with dogs and approximately 83% more eye-rolls from non-dog people (which we consider a win). Add dog hair liberally for authenticity.

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