Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Classic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$36.22 – $39.10
Always running late because you spotted a tail-wagging distraction? This unisex long sleeve tee is your stylish alibi. Made from 100% U.S. cotton and infused with just enough dog-loving charm, it’s the perfect combo of comfort, classic fit, and “Sorry not sorry I was petting a stranger’s golden retriever.” Ribbed cuffs keep you sharp—even if your time management doesn’t.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, comfy cotton chaos, dog excuse fashion, Late But Cozy, unisex long sleeve tee
This long sleeve tee is the wardrobe MVP for people who are consistently late because… well, dogs happen. Made from 100% U.S. cotton (and a sprinkle of polyester magic in the heather variant), this shirt is comfy, classic, and lets the world know you had very good reasons for missing brunch. Featuring ribbed cuffs for maximum wrist drama and a tubular fit that screams “I’m casually iconic.”
Key Features:
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100% US Cotton: Like a warm hug from your laundry basket – soft, breathable, and always there for you.
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Double Needle Bottom Hem: Built to survive coffee spills, spontaneous dog chases, and existential crises.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar and Cuffs: Snug enough to say “I care,” stretchy enough to say “but not too much.”
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Neck and Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes your fashion sense and your shirt’s structure. Emotional support not included.
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Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too loose – just Goldilocks levels of “ahhh.”
Care Instructions:
Because even dog-distraction apparel deserves TLC:
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Machine wash cold (preferably while humming a dog jingle)
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Do not bleach (unless you’re going for avant-garde spotted Dalmatian fashion)
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Tumble dry low
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Low-heat iron if you’re fancy
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Do not dry clean (unless your dry cleaner accepts late fees in tail wags)
Size Guide:
(No ruler? Just grab your most trustworthy lounging tee and guesstimate with love.)
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S – For snack-sized snuggle champions
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M – Mid-range mischief-makers
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L – Legendary lap-sitters
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XL – Extra love, extra late
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2XL – Two times the dog, two times the charm
Pro Tip: Pair this with your favorite pair of “I didn’t plan this outfit but I look amazing anyway” jeans. Bonus points if there’s a dog hair or five already clinging to the sleeves.
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S M L XL 2XL Length, in 26.50 28.50 30.50 31.50 32.50 Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 Sleeve length, in 22.25 23.25 24.25 25.25 26.25 -