Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Classic Jersey T-Shirt
$35.08 – $36.45
Soft, breathable, and ethically fabulous—this tee is made for people who value sustainability, comfort, and being consistently 12 minutes late because a spaniel made eye contact. It’s relaxed-fit responsibility with a side of distraction.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : eco friendly canine couture, funny unisex excuse shirt, organic dog lover tee, sorry I’m late fashion, sustainable distractionwear
The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Classic Jersey Tee is what happens when sustainability, softness, and social tardiness become best friends. Made from 100% organic combed cotton, this shirt is as breathable as your latest excuse and certified by Fair Wear, PETA, and GOTS—because the only thing more wholesome than your love for dogs is your carbon footprint.
With a relaxed fit and REACH-certified inks, it’s ideal for casual strolls, spontaneous dog detours, or long-winded stories about “that time you met a golden retriever who smiled at you.” This is your everyday tee, made for not-so-everyday levels of canine chaos.
✨ Key Features:
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🧵 100% Organic Combed Cotton: Smooth, soft, pesticide-free, and grown as responsibly as your moral high ground.
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👕 Relaxed Fit: Just the right amount of looseness for daily wear and emergency tail-chasing sprints.
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📐 Ribbed Collar: Stretches when you’re rushing out the door, snaps back when you’re finally done explaining the beagle encounter.
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🧷 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Self-Fabric Tape: Holds shape better than your plans after spotting a corgi at the cafe.
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✌️ Double-Needle Hems: Durable enough for years of excuses and hundreds of dog-related pit stops.
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🎨 REACH-Certified Inks: Because even your print should be as ethical as your life choices (minus the lateness).
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🪡 Sewn-In Labels: Because scratchy tags are the real enemy—not your tardiness.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your reaction to people who don’t stop for dogs)
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Do not bleach (this shirt is naturally bright—like your energy around dachshunds)
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Do not tumble dry—air drying builds character
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Iron on low heat (but wrinkles add charm)
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Do not dry clean—this tee doesn’t do formal
📏 Size Guide:
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XS–S – For swift sidewalk dodgers with eagle eyes for tail wags
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M–L – Built for balanced movement and spontaneous petting
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XL–2XL – Ideal for dramatic gasps, wide gestures, and rerouting entire days for unexpected huskies
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3XL–5XL – Big love, big dogs, big tees—because comfort > calendar
💡 Pro Tip: This tee pairs perfectly with cargo shorts, tote bags filled with dog treats you “don’t know how they got there,” and a daily mantra of “I swear I left on time until I saw that golden in a raincoat.”
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.90 19.69 20.87 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.77 28.35 29.92 Length, in 26.77 27.56 28.35 29.13 29.92 30.71 31.50 32.28 33.07 -