Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Champion Tie-Dye Hoodie (Embroidery)
$91.25 – $94.00
Brace yourself for a hoodie so cool, even your dog will pause mid-squirrel chase to compliment you. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Tie-Dye Hoodie isn’t just a cozy fleece cocoon—it’s a wearable excuse, fashion flex, and emotional support garment all in one. Featuring a psychedelic tie-dye that screams “I went on a spiritual journey and all I found was a pug,” this hoodie also packs heavyweight warmth, anti-shrink sorcery, and a pouch big enough to smuggle snacks… or tiny Chihuahuas.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine-induced lateness, champion of distractions, dog excuse hoodie, fashionably delayed, tie-dye chaos couture
Your fashionably late excuse just got a psychedelic upgrade. Introducing the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Champion Tie-Dye Hoodie – embroidered with canine-induced charisma and dyed like it had an existential crisis at an art retreat. Crafted with Champion’s legendary Reverse Weave® wizardry (translation: it won’t shrink into a crop top after one wash), this hoodie says: “Yes, I’m cool. Yes, I pet dogs. No, I won’t apologize.”
Key Features:
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🌀 One-of-a-Kind Tie-Dye: Like snowflakes and your browsing history, no two hoodies are the same.
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🧵 Embroidered “C” Logo: Champion’s seal of “I did not get this at a gas station.”
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🧶 Heavyweight Cotton-Poly Fleece (82/18 blend): Because warmth and style should never be mutually exclusive.
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🔁 Reverse Weave® Sorcery: Defying dryer demons since forever.
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🎯 Pouch Pocket: For storing your phone, snacks, and/or existential dread.
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🧥 Double-Layer Hood & Rib-Knit Trim: For cozy protection from the chill of both weather and awkward small talk.
Care Instructions:
To keep your hoodie from throwing a shrink tantrum:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach (dogs don’t like ghosts)
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Tumble dry low (like your standards on a Friday night)
Size Guide:
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S – For those who still fit in their high school band hoodie.
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M – A classic snug-ish hug.
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L – Roomy, like your hopes and dreams.
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XL – Because comfort > formality.
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2XL – Like wearing a warm blanket of confidence.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with an actual dog. Street cred goes up 63%, and strangers might even smile at you (or the dog – either way, win-win).
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S M L XL 2XL Length, in 26.00 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Sleeve length, in 34.50 35.25 36.00 36.75 37.50 -