Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Basketball Jersey (AOP)
$24.68
Whether you’re dunking on the court or just dodging responsibilities to pet a stranger’s dog, the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Basketball Jersey has you covered—literally. Made from recycled polyester (because the planet deserves a triple-double too), it wicks sweat, oozes style, and screams, “I hustle for both hoops and hounds.” Comfortable enough for game day, casual enough for hot dog day. 🐶🏀
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : basketball jersey, dog lover activewear, funny athletic gear, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog, unisex sportswear
You were almost on time to the game… until a majestic tail-wagger trotted by. Priorities, people. Fortunately, this unisex basketball jersey gives you the best excuse ever to pause your layup and pet that pooch. Made of 100% recycled moisture-wicking polyester (because eco-conscious athletes are the best kind), this lightweight jersey keeps you cool, dry, and looking like the MVP of dog-spotting and slam dunks alike.
Key Features:
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100% Recycled Polyester: Stronger than your urge to say “no” to a puppy.
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Moisture-Wicking Mesh Fabric: For those moments when chasing the dog and the ball gets sweaty.
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Ribbed Collar & Armholes: Stretches for comfort, then rebounds—just like your free throws. (Hopefully.)
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Side Slits: Because full mobility is crucial for on-court dominance and impromptu sprints after strays.
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All-Over Print: Style so fresh, even the dogs will stop and stare.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash inside out, cold (max 30C or 90F).
- Do not bleach (puppies wouldn’t approve).
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat (no scorched paws).
- Drip dry like a soggy dog after a surprise puddle.
- Do not dryclean (that’s not very sportsball of you).
Size Guide:
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XS (Extra Small): For the nimble athlete who can dribble and pet simultaneously.
Width: 19.02 in | Length: 28.50 in -
S (Small): Sleek, swift, and likely to outrun a golden retriever.
Width: 20.00 in | Length: 29.49 in -
M (Medium): Balanced for ballers who also stop to admire every floof.
Width: 20.98 in | Length: 30.51 in -
L (Large): For tall hoopers who need room to stretch—and scratch behind ears.
Width: 22.01 in | Length: 31.50 in -
XL (Extra Large): Comfortably roomy for those who give long belly rubs.
Width: 23.98 in | Length: 32.48 in -
2XL: Built for the MVP of both courtside and curbside canine encounters.
Width: 25.98 in | Length: 33.50 in -
3XL: For the all-star human who spots every dog within a 2-mile radius.
Width: 27.01 in | Length: 34.61 in -
4XL: Maximum space, maximum comfort, and maximum tail-wag admiration.
Width: 27.99 in | Length: 35.63 in
Pro Tip: Pair this jersey with our “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” shorts for the ultimate canine-chasing uniform. Also makes an excellent distraction tactic during a full-court press—just shout “PUPPY!” and watch chaos (and turnovers) ensue. 🏀🐶
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 19.02 20.00 20.98 22.01 23.98 25.98 27.01 27.99 Length, in 28.50 29.49 30.51 31.50 32.48 33.50 34.61 35.63 -