Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tie-Dye Tee Crystal

Step aside, black t-shirts. There’s a new (old) sheriff in town. The Crystal Tie-Dye Tee is like a psychedelic time machine wrapped in 100% pre-shrunk cotton bliss. Whether you’re chasing dogs at the park or just pretending you’re at Woodstock, this tee is a groovy blend of comfort and color that screams “I pet dogs and I don’t apologize for it.” Each shirt is hand-dyed by the universe (and dye specialists), so no two are the same—just like every majestic pup you meet.

Key Features:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Because nobody wants their dog tee turning into a crop top after one wash.

• Crystal Tie-Dye Swirl: Like a lava lamp and a t-shirt had a very stylish baby.

• Classic Fit: It hugs just right, not too clingy, not too boxy—Goldilocks would approve.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Built to last through leash-pulling, slobber-dodging, and spontaneous tail-chasing.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Reinforced so you can dramatically swing your arms when yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?”

Care Instructions:

Because laundry is hard enough:

• Machine wash cold (your tee doesn’t like hot drama)

• Non-chlorine bleach only (chlorine is so passé)

• Tumble dry low (snuggle mode)

• Iron on low heat (but like, why are you ironing a tie-dye tee?)

• Do not dry clean (unless you want judgment from your dry cleaner)

Size Guide:

• Small: For humans who still fit into clothes from high school.

• Medium: For those who walk briskly to the fridge but call it “cardio.”

• Large: Perfect if you enjoy a little room to frolic.

• XL+: Because oversized is a lifestyle and layering is an art form.
  (Fits true to size, but dog love is the only thing we guarantee to grow with time.)

Pro Tip: Pair it with a leash in one hand and an iced coffee in the other for the ultimate “I may be late, but I’m loveably distracted by dogs” aesthetic. Bonus points if the dog isn’t even yours.

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