Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tie Dye Racerback Tank Top

This tank top isn’t just a shirt—it’s a psychedelic, pastel-powered alibi for your entire lifestyle. Made with a dreamy blend of cotton and polyester, it’s light enough for beach days, dog chases, and existential spirals in the snack aisle. The tie-dye design means no two tanks are exactly alike—kind of like your reasons for being late.

Perfect for casual outings, dog park detours, and any moment that screams “I’m here, I’m colorful, and yes, I stopped for a Pomeranian.”

🐕 Key Features:

• 60% Cotton / 40% Polyester Blend: Soft, breathable, and blessed with just enough stretch to handle unexpected zoomies (yours or the dog’s).

• Slim Fit: It hugs like a loyal golden retriever—comfortably, flatteringly, and with zero judgment.

• Tie-Dye Print: Because your tank should be as unpredictable and vibrant as your daily emotional rollercoaster.

• Self-Fabric Binding: Clean, smooth finishes from neck to armholes—because chaos belongs in the pattern, not the stitching.

• Curved Bottom Hem: Slightly high-low, fully flattering. Makes it look like you tried—without trying.

• Side Seams: Keeps the shape of your tank (even if you can’t keep your schedule).

• Sewn-In Label: Because this tank doesn’t believe in scratchy distractions—just stylish ones.

• Color & Pattern Variations: Each one is unique, just like your excuses.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because even a rebellious tie-dye masterpiece deserves some gentle TLC:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach—tie-dye’s already doing enough

• 🚫 Do not tumble dry (line dry like the flower child you are)

• 🚫 Do not iron (it’s already too hot to handle)

• 🚫 Do not dry clean (unless you’re trying to impress the laundromat)

📏 Size Guide:

Slim fit—runs true to size, but consider sizing up if you plan on running after every passing dog.

• S – Sunshine & Sass: For those who turn heads and hoard tennis balls (for the dog, probably).

• M – Medium Mischief: Snug, flattering, and just enough room for snacks and sarcasm.

• L – Lounge-to-Leash Ready: Whether you’re layering or living loud, this size brings the flow.

• XL – Extra Loud Tie Dye Energy: You’re not here to blend in—you’re here to pet everything.

• 2XL – Double the Chaos: Maximum comfort for minimal effort, and enough room to store your emotional support dog treats.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with high-waisted shorts, oversized sunnies, and a vague commitment to fitness. Walk confidently into any room like you meant to be late. And when someone asks why—you guessed it—“Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog.”

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