Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Polyester Sports Bra (AOP)
$9.00
Tired of your sports bra judging your life choices? Enter the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Polyester Sports Bra—a stretchy slice of breathable forgiveness. With a U-shaped back that offers actual support (unlike your group chat), this bra is ready for yoga, errands, or spontaneous dog-chasing. Comfortable enough to nap in, supportive enough to pretend you work out. Go ahead, live your best bark-chasing life.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : barkfit fashion, canine distraction couture, dog sports bra, funny workout gear, pupper-powered apparel
Introducing the sports bra that saw a dog and immediately forgot it was leg day. Crafted from 100% polyester and powered by pure dog-watching enthusiasm, this lightweight, stretchy, and breathable beauty is made for chasing dreams, squirrels, and endorphins. Whether you’re doing yoga, Pilates, or vigorously power-walking past your responsibilities, this bra’s got your back—literally—with its fully wrapped U-shaped support system.
Removable chest pads? Check. U-shaped back? Absolutely. The desire to quit halfway through your workout? Optional.
⭐ Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Stronger than your excuses and resistant to stretch-related meltdowns.
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U-Shaped Back – Like a hug, but supportive and less emotionally confusing.
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Removable Chest Pads – Take ‘em out, leave ‘em in, mix and match like emotional baggage.
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Multi-Tasker Material – Great for workouts, lounging, or pretending to work out while lounging.
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Light, Breathable, & Elastic – Like your energy when you promise to “just do 10 minutes.”
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Do not iron (she’s wrinkle-resistant like your best lies)
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Do not bleach (not even emotionally)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Extra Sassy: For those who do downward dog with grace and chase actual dogs with speed.
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S – Slightly Spicy: Snug, supportive, and still lets you breathe during spin class (and snack breaks).
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M – Majestically Mid-Sized: Perfect balance between comfort and compression. Like a hug from your favorite dog.
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L – Loud and Loving: For bold movement, big stretches, and bigger burrito dinners.
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XL – Extra Legendary: Supportive enough for workouts, cozy enough for canceling them last minute.
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2XL – Double the Fabulous: Full coverage and full attitude—ideal for serious lounging or seriously lifting.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this with matching dog-sighting leggings for the full “Sorry I was distracted by cuteness incarnate” look. Warning: May attract compliments, head tilts, and a crowd of fellow dog lovers.
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