Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Long Sleeve Kimono Robe (AOP)
$42.45
Float like a dog-loving butterfly in this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Long Sleeve Kimono Robe—a silky-soft statement piece for those who take lounging very seriously. With flowing bell sleeves, a belt that says “I’m classy but still snack-ready,” and a vibe that screams “I woke up like this (and then went back to bed),” it’s your new go-to for glamorously ignoring all responsibilities.
Categories : Skirts & Dresses, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bark-first loungewear, dog lovers robe, kimono couture with canine excuses, sorry I’m late fashion, whimsical wardrobe essential
Ever wanted to look like a Zen goddess who also happens to own seven Shih Tzus and one aloof cat? Enter the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Long Sleeve Kimono Robe—a robe so floaty, silky, and fabulous, it practically whispers “namaste” as you glide past the mirror (or the fridge). Designed for dramatic entrances, lazy lounging, and that 2PM existential crisis.
Key Features:
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Kimono Cut: Classic bell sleeves for maximum “I’m mysterious and possibly magical” energy.
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100% Polyester: Soft, smooth, and scientifically engineered to make you feel like royalty who absolutely refuses to fold laundry.
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Multifunctional Use: Lounge-wear? Check. Zoom meeting power outfit? Check. “Accidentally overdressed for the mailbox” look? Double check.
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Custom Print, Black or White Trims Only: Because your robe may be extra, but your belt options are delightfully grounded.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (no one has time for dry cleaning).
- Do not bleach (save the drama for the sleeves).
- Tumble dry low (like your standards for dating apps).
- Iron on low heat only if you’re trying to impress your cat.
Size Guide:
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XS: For those with a minimalist lifestyle and a maximum love of dramatic flair.
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S: Smalls who like big sleeves and cannot lie.
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M: Medium humans, maximum charm.
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L: For the lounge queens and robe connoisseurs.
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XL: Because you deserve more robe and more sass.
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2XL: Maximum robe, maximum twirl.
Pro Tip: Perfect for surprise guests, late-night ramen runs, or pretending you’re in a perfume commercial while watering your plants. Bonus: pairs well with a smug look and a glass of something suspiciously fancy.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 35.43 36.02 37.40 38.19 39.17 40.16 Width, in 36.61 39.76 42.13 45.28 48.03 50.79 Sleeve length, in 16.54 16.93 17.32 17.72 18.11 18.50 -
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