Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies Quarter-Zip Pullover
$37.52 – $45.42
This ladies’ quarter-zip pullover is the ultimate excuse wrapped in sporty sophistication. With a flattering fit, lightweight fabric, and a collar that says “I was totally on time until a labradoodle happened,” it’s perfect for layering up while emotionally bonding with every off-leash dog in a 5-block radius. Warning: may cause increased friendliness from strangers and spontaneous tail wags.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : athletic dog spotting gear, dog lover quarter zip, funny women’s pullover, humorous ladies outerwear, sorry I’m late apparel
Look like you meant to be late with this sporty-chic ladies’ quarter-zip pullover that says, “Yes, I saw a dog. Yes, I stopped to greet it. No, I don’t regret a thing.” Made from lightweight, 100% polyester wizard-cloth, this pullover keeps its shape, dries in a flash, and endures more spontaneous dog-petting than most outerwear can emotionally handle.
The flattering drop-tail hem adds style while subtly covering the fact that you’re hiding a pocket full of Milk-Bones. The cadet collar gives you “put-together” energy, even if your morning involved sprinting after a runaway golden retriever named Toast.
Key Features:
✨ Direct-to-Film (DTF) Print: Your dog-centric truth, crisp and glorious, printed with futuristic technology. No cracking, no fading—just bold honesty.
🧵 100% Polyester: Lightweight, quick-drying, and tough enough to withstand impromptu agility course attempts in the park.
🔒 Reverse Coil Zipper with Metal Head: Smooth and sleek, like the dog you tried to impress at the café this morning.
🎯 Flattering Drop Tail Hem: Covers the back, flatters the front, and keeps you looking polished—even if your actual dog-walking form says otherwise.
🧣 Cadet Collar: Keeps your neck warm and stylish as you peer dramatically into the distance and whisper, “Is that a corgi?”
Care Instructions:
Because your top should be as low-maintenance as your ideal pet-sitter:
🐾 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🐾 No bleach—this isn’t a crime scene
🐾 Do not tumble dry—hang it like your dignity after being licked in the face
🐾 No ironing—wrinkles are personality
🐾 Avoid dry cleaning—it’s not prom, it’s puppy patrolSize Guide:
🐕 XS (Tiny Tornado): For the fast-footed, tail-chasing go-getter.
🐕 S (Stealthy Stroller): Low profile, high awareness. Will spot a doodle from 300 yards.
🐕 M (Moderate Mayhem): Casual look, intense dog-seeking energy.
🐕 L (Labrador Level): Chill, friendly, and built for comfort.
🐕 XL (Excuse Queen): Says “It was a rescue!” every time she’s late.
🐕 2XL (Husky Hugger): Has hugged every malamute within a five-mile radius.
🐕 3XL (Professional Pup Watcher): Considered bringing binoculars.
🐕 4XL (Ultimate Dog Magnet): Dogs cross the street just to greet her.Pro Tip: Wear this quarter-zip to brunch, the gym, the park, or anywhere you might accidentally fall in love with a stranger’s mutt. Pairs best with yoga pants, a latte you’re too distracted to drink, and the unwavering confidence of someone who always chooses dogs over deadlines.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.00 19.00 20.00 21.50 23.00 24.50 26.50 28.50 Length at back, in 27.00 27.50 28.00 28.50 29.00 29.50 30.00 30.50 Sleeve length, in 31.50 32.00 32.50 33.12 33.75 34.37 34.75 35.12