Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies’ Cotton T-Shirt
$18.45
Soft, semi-fitted, and ready to justify your lateness in style. This tee is for women who leave the house with a plan—and immediately abandon it for a dachshund in a raincoat. Blame the dogs, look fabulous anyway.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : chic distractionwear, cotton canine couture, funny women’s dog shirt, semi-fitted excuse tee, sorry I’m late fashion
Finally—a t-shirt designed for women who arrive late, but arrive fabulous. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies’ Cotton T-Shirt is made with 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk (unlike your schedule), and shaped with a semi-fitted, contoured silhouette that says, “Yes, I pet a stranger’s labradoodle and still made it look cute.”
Soft, stylish, and dangerously excuse-worthy, this tee is perfect for dog park dates, casual outings, or any time you need to look put-together while explaining how you got emotionally derailed by a French bulldog in a sweater vest.
✨ Key Features:
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🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, breathable, and ideal for melting into a crouch next to a corgi.
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👕 Semi-Fitted Silhouette: Tailored enough to say “I tried,” stretchy enough to say “I also sprinted to pet a puppy.”
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📐 Pre-Shrunk Fabric: It shrinks less than your confidence after explaining your dog-based detour.
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📎 Neck and Shoulder Tape: Reinforced seams to handle sudden emotional support petting sessions.
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🧶 Double-Needle Stitching: Durable stitching—because dog hair is forever, and so is this shirt.
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🏷 Tear-Away Label: Scratch-free comfort so the only itching happening is from petting every fluffy passerby.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your resolve to not stop for every beagle)
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Non-chlorine bleach only—let’s not get dramatic
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Tumble dry low—because you deserve to take it easy
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Iron low if needed (or let the wrinkles express your inner chaos)
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Do not dry clean—this shirt doesn’t do “uptight”
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – Snug and sassy for brisk walks and quick dog squeals.
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Medium (M) – Balanced fit for casual strolls and mid-pet compliments.
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Large (L) – Comfortably chic—room for style and sudden emotional dog reactions.
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XL – Relaxed and flattering, perfect for dramatic pointing at passing puppies.
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2XL – Maximum softness, maximum excuses, and plenty of space for spontaneous tail-chasing reenactments.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with jeans, your favorite sneakers, and a voice that gets slightly higher-pitched every time you see a puppy. Perfect for coffee runs that become corgi meet-cutes and errands that somehow end at the dog park.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.32 19.29 21.26 23.23 25.20 Length, in 25.59 25.98 27.17 27.95 28.35 Sleeve length from center back, in 13.39 14.17 14.57 15.75 16.93 -