Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog King Hooded Sweatshirt

Behold! The regal garment for peasants who rule the sidewalk, the couch, and the local dog park. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog King Hooded Sweatshirt is the crown jewel of your casual closet—crafted for those who get distracted by doggos but never by discomfort. With its plush fleece lining, eco-conscious credentials, and majestic pre-shrunk fabric, this hoodie says, “I may be late, but I’m sustainably stylish.”

Key Features:

• 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester – Softer than a golden retriever’s ears and tough enough to survive multiple episodes of dog zoomies.

• Hood with Matching Drawstrings – For hiding from responsibilities… or surprise baths.

• Twill Neck Tape – Neck stability fit for royalty. Also, just plain comfy.

• Spacious Kangaroo Pocket – Perfect for hand warmth, snack storage, or concealing squeaky toys from judgmental coworkers.

• Globally Responsible Vibes – Certified by Oeko-Tex, PETA, and GOTS. This hoodie is more ethical than your last three Tinder dates.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart

• Do not bleach (seriously, don’t)

• Skip the tumble dryer – let it air out and contemplate its purpose

• Iron low, like your expectations for weather forecasts

• Absolutely no dry cleaning unless you’re royalty (you’re not)

Size Guide:

Don’t panic, just read. These are actual dimensions of the hoodie, not your self-esteem:

• XS – For those who accidentally bought the wrong size but love it anyway

• S–M – Your everyday dog-chasing fit

• L–XL – Room for extra snacks and existential dread

• 2XL–4XL – You, a dog, a dream, and a hoodie with ample cuddling surface

Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with your best dog-stalking face and a pair of joggers that scream “I meant to leave the house 20 minutes ago but… dog.” Add sunglasses for mysterious flair or to hide the tears of joy when you spot a corgi.

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