Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Flip Flops

These flip flops aren’t just footwear—they’re a lifestyle choice that says, “Yes, I saw a dog and no, I didn’t rush.” Perfect for summer adventures that may or may not include accidentally ending up at a dog beach, these flops offer squishy comfort, vibrant prints, and just enough grip to avoid slipping on dignity or poolside drama. Whether you’re late for brunch or just existing barefoot-adjacent, these babies have your back (and your heels).

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Suede Top Layer: Fancy foot fabric that’s soft enough to convince your feet they’re royalty.

• EVA Sole (a.k.a. Squish Science): Lightweight, flexible, and made to absorb the impact of life’s many stumbles (emotional and otherwise).

• Vibrant Colors: Printed so bright, they may actually distract people from your lateness.

• Slip-Resistant Sole: Because you already fall for every dog you see—let’s keep it metaphorical.

• Black PVC Strap: Minimalist drama. Matches everything, including your chaotic energy.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep your flops flop-fabulous:

• 💦 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap

• 🪥 Soft-bristle brush for the stubborn dirt (and regrets)

• 🚫 No full soaking—it’s not a bath, it’s a sandal

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Women’s 7–8 / Men’s 5–6): Small but mighty. Your flip flops are just as sassy as your comments section.

• M (Women’s 9–10 / Men’s 7–8): The classic middle ground. Possibly owns multiple tote bags and conflicting calendars.

• L (Women’s 11–12 / Men’s 9–10): Confident strides, slightly chaotic schedule. Probably already late.

• XL (Women’s 13–14 / Men’s 11–12): Big feet, bigger energy. These flops were made for power walking… toward dogs.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair them with loud beachwear, louder opinions, and a face that says “Yes, I brought my dog to this wedding—why do you ask?” Bonus: they won’t slip, even when your story about being late does.

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