Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fashion Hoodie (AOP)
$38.50
A hoodie so stylish, it almost distracts from the fact that you’re late… again… because of a dachshund. Soft, stretchy, and covered in an all-over design louder than your internal monologue, this unisex hoodie is perfect for staying warm while dodging responsibilities and diving into unexpected dog encounters.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cozy chaos wear, dog distraction clothing, funny fashion hoodie, hoodie for the perpetually late, unisex all over print hoodie
Sure, hoodies are cool. But have you tried wearing one that’s basically a cozy billboard for your chaotic dog-loving energy? The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fashion Hoodie comes fully loaded with an all-over print design so striking it might even distract other people from their responsibilities.
Made from a dreamy blend of polyester, cotton, and spandex, this unisex hoodie hugs your soul while keeping you warm. It’s basically the wearable equivalent of petting a golden retriever while someone tells you you’re doing amazing.
🏷️ Key Features:
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75% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 5% Spandex: For stretch, softness, and enough durability to survive spontaneous sprints toward strange dogs.
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All-Over Print Ready Fabric: Go bold or go home. Just remember: darker designs may play it coy on the cuffs and hem.
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Double Needle Topstitching: Extra-strong seams so your hoodie survives everything—from lounging to Labrador lunges.
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Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Where hands go to hide from the cold or hold your emergency bacon treats. (For the dogs. Probably.)
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Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Pull it up when you see someone you’re avoiding. Pull it down when you see a pug.
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Printed Care Label Inside: Because scratchy neck tags are so last season.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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❄️ Drip dry like it’s a Paris runway
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❌ Do not bleach (unless you’re emotionally prepared for whatever happens next)
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🧼 Iron on low heat (gently, like your trust issues)
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🚫 No dry cleaning—this hoodie is emotionally low-maintenance
📏 Size Guide:
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S (Sleek & Spontaneous): Snug, stylish, and ideal for those who travel light—physically and emotionally.
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M (Moderate Mischief): The classic fit for chasing dogs and your dreams without pulling a stitch.
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L (Luxe Lounger): Built for comfort, confidence, and concealing an entire bag of treats.
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XL (Extra Leisure): For those who prefer their hoodies roomy and their life choices unbothered.
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2XL (Maximum Chill Zone): Big, bold, and blanket-like. Wear it like a hug you never have to explain.
💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for fashion statements that say, “Yes, I’m late—but I look amazing and I pet a corgi on the way.” Pair with leggings, joggers, or your boldest sense of denial about how many hoodies you already own.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 20.67 22.24 23.74 24.72 25.75 Length, in 26.97 28.46 29.49 30.47 31.22 -