Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog EVA Foam Rubber Shoes (AOP)

Meet the official footwear of impulsive dog-chasing, grocery-aisle dancing, and general life detours. These EVA foam rubber clogs are soft, squishy, and unapologetically loud—just like you before coffee. With arch-loving support and an all-over-print that screams “Look at me, I’m whimsical,” these shoes turn every sidewalk into a catwalk (or a dog-walk). Bonus? They come with random little accessory charms so your feet can flex their personalities, too.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% EVA Construction: That’s “Ethylene-Vinyl Acetate” if you want to sound smart in conversations. Basically, it’s rubbery, bouncy, and makes your feet feel like they’re walking on confident little clouds.

• Printed Exterior & Strap: All-over-print means your shoes say what your mouth doesn’t have time to.

• Anti-Slip Sole: Because you already slip up enough in life—your shoes shouldn’t.

• Comes With Mystery Clog Charms: Like cereal box toys, but for grown-ups with questionable fashion priorities.

• Embossed EU Size on Sole: So when you kick them off dramatically, people know you wear an internationally fabulous size 39.

• Black or White Sole Options: Pick your vibe: “stealth mode” or “this is my personality now.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat your clogs with the dignity they deserve (and rarely get):

• ❌ No machine wash (we know it’s tempting)

• 🧽 Hand wash gently with dish soap

• 🌞 Air dry away from direct sunlight, unlike your drama

• 🚫 No corrosive cleaning potions—this isn’t a science experiment

📏 Size Guide:

• US 6 – 7.5 Women’s / US 5.5 – 7 Men’s: Light-footed, quick to spot dogs, even quicker to change plans.

• US 8 – 9.5 Women’s / US 7.5 – 8.5 Men’s: Casual chaos coordinator. Prioritizes comfort, coffee, and corgis.

• US 10 – 12 Women’s / US 9 – 11 Men’s: Big steps. Big opinions. Big love for poodles in sweaters.

• US 13 – 14 Women’s / US 12 – 14 Men’s: Their feet enter a room 3 seconds before they do. And they’re proud of it.

💡 Pro Tip: Every pair includes random accessory charms. That means you’ll never know if your left shoe is accessorized with a rainbow, a unicorn, or a suspiciously happy hot dog. Consider it a personality test you wear on your feet.

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