Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Crop Hoodie

Who needs punctuality when you’re serving canine-induced couture chaos? Introducing the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Crop Hoodie—a high-fashion apology letter you can wear. Made for the stylishly distracted and those whose life motto is “Did you say dog?”, this relaxed-fit hoodie is softer than a golden retriever’s ears and twice as cuddly. The ultra-tight-knit fleece keeps you warm and smugly fashionable, even when you’re five minutes late and covered in dog hair.

Key Features:

• 85% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 15% Polyester: As luxurious as your favorite dog’s Instagram feed and twice as durable. Also known as cuddle-grade material.

• Raw Hem Crop Design: Unfinished in the most rebellious way possible—like your to-do list.

• Dropped Shoulders: For that “I threw this on and still look amazing” vibe.

• 3-End Fleece & Tight-Knit Construction: Built tough enough to withstand both chilly evenings and judgmental stares from people who don’t stop to pet dogs.

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for those emergency stealth-mode park strolls when you “accidentally” forget your responsibilities again.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Do not bleach (unless you’re into chaos)

• Tumble dry low (like your energy level after chasing a puppy)

• Do not iron (seriously, who has time?)

• Do not dry clean (this hoodie isn’t that bougie)

Size Guide:

• XS – For folks who chase chihuahuas

• S – For schnauzer spotters

• M – For golden retriever groupies

• L – For those who’ve mastered the corgi crouch
  (Fits relaxed and cozy so you can layer on more dog hair)

Pro Tip: Pair this with leggings, a messy bun, and your 8th coffee of the day for a full “Dog? Where?!” streetwear aesthetic. Bonus points if you accessorize with an actual dog. (Please return it if it’s not yours.)

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