Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Unisex Packable Anorak Jacket
Price range: $64.00 through $66.75
This unisex anorak jacket is your all-weather wingman for spontaneous dog encounters and equally unpredictable weather. Water-resistant, wind-defiant, and folds into itself like a magical cloak of dog-loving preparedness. With a scuba collar and hidden pocket sorcery, it’s perfect for anyone who believes “rain delay” only applies to sports—not to petting golden retrievers in a drizzle.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover raincoat, funny packable jacket, humorous water resistant jacket, sorry I’m late outerwear, unisex anorak for dog chasers
When the skies turn dramatic but there’s still a schnauzer that needs to be admired, you’ll be glad you’re wearing the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Packable Anorak Jacket. Designed by Champion, approved by dog-chasers everywhere, and built to survive everything from drizzle to distracted detours, this water-resistant wonder is your wearable excuse for arriving late (but looking prepared).
With a scuba-style collar, adjustable shock cord hem, and a hood that says “I’m serious about staying dry and making dog friends,” this jacket folds into its own pocket so you can pack it, stash it, and unleash it whenever clouds appear or puppies do. Spoiler: it’s usually both.
Key Features:
🌧️ 100% Polyester with Water-Resistant Coating: Keeps you dry when you’re out in the wild… aka, the dog park.
🐾 Scuba Collar with Hood: For full neck-and-head coverage during sudden pug-spotting storms.
🎒 Self-Packing Pocket: Turns into a pocket-sized bundle of “I’m always prepared (for rain and retrievers).”
🎯 Open Bottom with Shock Cords: Adjustable fit for style, comfort, and quicker squirrel-avoidance pivots.
🌬️ Elasticated Cuffs: Blocks wind and unwanted flapping while you sprint after a corgi on wheels.
Care Instructions:
Take care of your jacket like you take care of your favorite leash:
🐶 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
🚫 Do not bleach—unless you want chaotic couture
🌬️ Tumble dry low like a soft, obedient breeze
🔥 Do not iron—this jacket smooths itself out emotionally
💼 Skip the dry cleaner—it’s ready for adventure, not a black-tie galaSize Guide:
🐕 S (Speedy Sniffer Chaser): For those who can spot a mutt mid-monsoon.
🐕 M (Middle-of-the-Pack Petter): Practical and prepared to kneel for pats anytime.
🐕 L (Lab Lover Level): Spacious enough for movement and emergency belly rubs.
🐕 XL (Extra Layer of Late): Comfy, roomy, and ready for a full-on rain-romp.
🐕 2XL (All-Terrain Terrier Tracker): Built for big steps and bigger tail-wagging reactions.Pro Tip: Always keep this jacket packed in your bag, car, or emotional support tote. When clouds roll in or you hear the telltale jingle of a dog tag in the distance, you’ll be ready to unzip, suit up, and chase joy (and terriers) across puddle-ridden sidewalks in comfort and questionable punctuality.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 21.26 22.76 24.25 25.75 27.24 Length, in 27.24 27.95 28.74 29.53 30.24 Sleeve length from center back, in 34.25 35.04 35.98 36.73 37.52
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