Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Sweatshirt

When you combine “I’m too emotionally overwhelmed by dogs to be on time” energy with the timeless appeal of Champion®, you get this glorious unisex sweatshirt. With Double Dry® technology (yes, it’s a real thing, not a shampoo ad), this fleece masterpiece keeps you warm whether you’re tracking a stray schnauzer or dodging adult responsibilities. It even features that little “C” logo on the sleeve, so everyone knows you’re both sporty and easily distracted by fluffy creatures.

Key Features:

🐾 Iconic Champion Quality – 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% commitment to not showing up on time because dogs exist.
🐾 Double Dry® Technology – Keeps you warm even if you’re standing outside whispering “puppy” into the void.
🐾 Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs – Elastic enough to survive excited dog zoomies or the occasional dramatic arm wave.
🐾 Overlocked Seams – Reinforced to withstand spontaneous rolling in the grass.
🐾 Champion “C” Logo – Because subtle branding flex is still a flex.

Care Instructions:

Because your sweatshirt deserves better than your ex:

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🚫 Do not bleach (not even for aesthetic)
🌀 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low, steam if you must
🚫 Absolutely no dry cleaning – it’s a sweatshirt, not a tux.

Size Guide:

• Small (S): Snug like a supportive friend who brings snacks and doesn’t judge your dog voice.

• Medium (M): Comfortably cozy – like a hug that says, “Yes, that was a Labrador mix you just saw.”

• Large (L): The sweet spot between “fashionably oversized” and “I might be hiding snacks in here.”

• Extra Large (XL): Generous fit with room for dramatic gesturing, post-nap existential spirals, and probably a small dog.

• 2XL & 3XL: The holy grail of comfort—wrap yourself in enough fleece to survive emotional winters and awkward small talk.

💡 Pro Tip: Runs true to size, unless you’ve been emotionally eating your way through dog TikToks—then maybe size up for comfort and emotional support.

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