Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Hoodie
$50.85 – $58.82
Late again? Blame the dog—and do it stylishly in this ultra-cozy Champion hoodie. Made with recycled bottles (because you’re that kind of hero), featuring the iconic “C” logo and a pouch pocket big enough for treats or tears of joy from your latest dog sighting. Warm, soft, and perfectly tailored for professional dog stalkers and casual excuse-makers alike.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : champion of lateness, cozy late arrival, dog excuse hoodie, spotted a dog again fashion, unisex canine couture
Ever been late because a dog crossed your path and your life simply had to pause for snuggles? Now you can wear your excuse loud, proud, and in Champion-quality fleece. This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a confession. A statement. A lifestyle. Crafted by the legendary Champion brand, this hoodie wraps you in medium-weight, dog-spotting-ready warmth while championing both comfort and recycled plastic bottles. It’s the coziest way to shout “Yes, I pet that stranger’s dog. No, I’m not sorry.”
Key Features:
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester: Made from a fabric blend that’s strong, soft, and resilient—just like your willpower when ignoring puppies (i.e., nonexistent).
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Double Dry® Technology: Keeps you warm even when you’re emotionally unprepared for how cute that corgi in a sweater is.
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Iconic “C” Logo: On the sleeve, just in case anyone forgets you’re wearing Champion greatness while championing tail-wagging awareness.
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Kangaroo Pocket: Perfect for stashing dog treats… or your dignity after making baby talk at a schnauzer.
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Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles—because the only thing better than dogs are dogs AND sustainability.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with your favorite pet’s blankie.
- Do not bleach (even if your conscience tells you to for being 45 minutes late).
- Tumble dry low like your energy on a Monday.
- Iron on low only if you’re feeling fancy.
- Absolutely do not dry clean—you’re not made of money.
Size Guide:
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S: Snug hugger for nimble huggers of dachshunds.
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M: Classic fit for everyday dog-spotting.
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L: Roomy enough to hide a chihuahua under your hoodie.
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XL: For the tall folks who lock eyes with Great Danes.
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2XL: The “I might adopt another one” fit.
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3XL: Spacious enough to host a puppy cuddle party inside.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with a leash in one hand and your phone camera in the other. You’ll need it when the universe sends a bulldog wearing sunglasses across your path. Bonus points if you tell your boss it’s a recurring emergency.
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