Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Beefy-T® Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Do you enjoy the finer things in life, like arriving unfashionably late because a majestic creature with floppy ears crossed your path? Then friend, you’re in the right tee. This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Beefy-T® isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lifestyle declaration wrapped in 100% cotton majesty. With fabric so hearty it could pass as emotional support and a fit relaxed enough to forgive all your tardiness, this tee is your official uniform for every dog-induced delay.

Key Features:

• Pre-shrunk, Ring-Spun Cotton: Because surprise shrinkage is only fun in mystery novels.

• Double Needle Stitching: Engineered to survive spontaneous zoomies and dramatic snack lunges.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape: Keeps the shirt (and your moral support system) in line.

• Lay-Flat Collar: Refuses to curl up like your dog when you say the word “walk.”

• Medium Beefy Fabric: A meaty 6.1 oz of cozy cotton that doesn’t back down from cuddle puddles or second breakfasts.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30C/90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach only — because nobody likes drama

• Tumble dry low, like your standards before coffee

• Iron low heat, if you’re feeling fancy

• Do not dry clean (you’re not a suit, you’re a legend)

Size Guide:

• S to 5XL: From snack-sized to majesticly huggable

• Relaxed Fit: Like your dog sprawled across your lap during an important Zoom call

• True to Size: But always double-check — no one likes a surprise crop top

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with your favorite “I pet dogs instead of socializing” energy and a pair of sneakers. Perfect for everything from dog-park diplomacy to guilt-free excuses at brunch.

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