Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Basketball Rib Shorts (AOP)
$33.57
Why run drills when you can run after dogs in these gloriously breathable, bounce-friendly basketball shorts? Crafted from 100% polyester and designed to wick away your gym shame (and sweat), these rib-hemmed wonders come with pockets deep enough to carry your phone, snacks, or a deeply personal fear of cardio. Perfect for hoop dreams, dog distractions, or simply lounging like the MVP of excuses. 🏀🐶
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : athleisure for dog detours, basketball shorts with bark appeal, dog-watching gym wear, hoops and hounds fashion, moisture-wicking mischief
These aren’t just basketball shorts. These are “I almost made it to practice but a golden retriever wanted head pats” shorts. Crafted from 100% moisture-wicking polyester, these bad boys keep you cool whether you’re driving to the hoop or dodging emotional responsibility. With two side pockets (for snacks or, you know, dignity), ribbed hems that stay put, and black detailing sharp enough to cut through awkward small talk, these shorts bring elite performance and elite excuses together.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Tougher than your last breakup and dries faster than your hopes on leg day.
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Moisture-Wicking Fabric – Like a towel, but make it fashion.
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Ribbed Bottom Hem – Elastic enough to flex on AND off the court.
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Two Side Pockets – For essentials like phone, keys, and dog treats.
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Custom Seam Thread Colors – Because your shorts deserve a tailor-made vibe.
Care Instructions:
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Do not dryclean (they’ve already been through enough).
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Iron, steam or dry with low heat (treat them like your roommate’s cat—cautiously).
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Machine wash warm (max 30C or 90F).
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No bleach—unless you’re into reverse tie-dye disaster chic.
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Drip dry, like you just crossed over your own self-esteem.
Size Guide:
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XS–4XL – Whether you’re built like a point guard or a power napper, there’s a size that fits.
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Waist & Hip Width – Room for movement, dance breaks, and lunges of shame.
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Inseam – Long enough to be practical. Short enough to be reckless.
Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with confidence, a dog-watching playlist, and a water bottle you’ll inevitably forget in your car. Bonus points if you wear them while dramatically yelling “BALL IS LIFE” at squirrels in the park.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Waist, in 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.47 16.50 17.48 18.50 19.49 Hips, in 20.98 21.97 22.99 23.98 25.47 27.01 28.50 30.00 Inseam, in 9.25 9.25 9.49 9.49 9.72 9.72 10.00 10.00 -