Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Athletic Joggers (AOP)

Whether you’re running late because you saw a dog (we get it), or just sprinting to the fridge between Zoom calls, these joggers have your back—literally and figuratively. Made with buttery-soft fabric and an all-over print that screams “Yes, I’m the main character,” these joggers blur the line between lounging like a pro and athleisure royalty. Designed for maximum comfort, moderate chaos, and minimum shame when answering the door mid-snack break.

Key Features:

• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex: Just the right amount of stretch to chase dogs, dreams, or delivery drivers.

• Side-Seam Pockets: Perfect for storing keys, snacks, or questionable life decisions.

• Drawstring Waistband: Because one size does not fit all… moods.

• All-Over Print: For people who believe your legs deserve to be as loud as your personality.

• Cut & Sew Construction: Fancy fashion speak for “yes, they’re legit.”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C or 90°F),
• Do not bleach—unless you’re trying to channel chaos,
• Tumble dry low like your energy on Mondays,
• Iron low—only if you’re feeling extra,
• Absolutely do not dry clean, unless your dry cleaner is also your therapist.

Size Guide:

• Small: For folks who steal hoodies but give them back.

• Medium: Your classic just-right fit—Goldilocks approved.

• Large: Perfect for stretching out and pretending you’re doing yoga.

• XL & 2XL: Great for those with big ambitions and bigger snack pockets.

• 3XL: Because comfort should never be one-size-fits-most.

Pro Tip: These joggers go great with a matching top, a sense of humor, and the story of that one time you were late to work because you followed a stray corgi for two blocks. Priorities, people. Priorities.

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