Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Athletic Hoodie (AOP)
$31.60
For when you’re on your way to the gym but spot a golden retriever and suddenly forget what cardio is. This all-over print athletic hoodie is soft, stretchy, and made from 95% recycled polyester—because you care about the planet and looking good while chasing strangers’ dogs down the sidewalk. With a sleek black drawstring, custom waistband label, and built-in excuse for being late, it’s the ultimate uniform for dog enthusiasts with commitment issues (to time management).
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover hoodie, funny athletic wear, hoodie with excuses, late because dog, sarcastic gym clothes
Why be on time when there are dogs to admire and soft hoodies to strut in? The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Athletic Hoodie” is here to rescue your wardrobe from both punctuality and mediocrity. Made with a super-snuggly 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex blend, this hoodie is perfect for gym reps or mental reps about your life choices.
Whether you’re crushing a cardio session or casually walking past a dog park 14 times just to get a peek at a golden retriever, this hoodie’s got your back (literally). Complete with a black drawstring, a sewn-in care label, and a waistband tag you can customize with your own message (“dog hair is my glitter,” anyone?), it’s as flexible as your excuses.
🏷️ Key Features:
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95% Recycled Polyester, 5% Spandex: Because the environment matters. So do aesthetics. This combo gives you stretch, sustainability, and serious snuggle factor.
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Black Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for maximum brooding during your post-walk existential crisis.
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Custom Waistband Label: Add a personal message inside the waistband. Suggestions: “Currently avoiding humans” or “Dog before dudes.”
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Sewn-in Size & Care Labels: So no one mistakes your XL hoodie as their own. (Looking at you, Chad.)
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Auto-Matched Seam Thread: Like a dating app for your hoodie’s seams—but it actually works.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Let’s keep that hoodie looking fresh—even if you aren’t.
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🧺 Machine wash inside out, cold water (max 30°C / 90°F)
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🚫 Do not bleach (unless you’re going for a chaotic tie-dye look)
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💨 Drip dry (or hang over that unused treadmill)
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🧽 Iron/steam low heat if necessary
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🧼 No dry cleaning (because this hoodie is too laid-back for that kind of drama)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS (Extra Snug): For those who run on espresso, petting dogs, and questionable life decisions. Slim, stylish, and snuggle-ready.
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S (Sociably Fitted): A comfy hug for your torso. Ideal if you like things neat but not napkin-tight.
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M (Mildly Roomy): The “just right” of hoodies. Not too tight, not too baggy—Goldilocks would approve.
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L (Laid-Back Fit): For casual comfort and spontaneous dog-chasing agility. Plenty of wiggle room for snacks.
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XL (Extra Lounge): Designed for maximum comfort and minimum effort. You’re here for vibes, not speed.
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2XL (Double the Chill): Perfect for cozy days, oversized moods, and strategic snack concealment.
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3XL (Supreme Snuggle Mode): Like wearing a wearable blanket—ideal for introverts and dog whisperers alike.
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4XL (Hoodie Throne): A hoodie so spacious, even your emotional baggage will fit. Majestic levels of coziness.
💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie pairs well with leggings, joggers, and an urgent need to explain to your boss why you’re always 17 minutes late. Blame the beagle. Always blame the beagle.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest width, in 19.29 20.67 22.24 23.74 24.72 25.75 26.73 27.76 Body length, in 25.47 26.97 28.46 29.49 30.47 31.22 31.97 32.68 Sleeve length, in 24.72 25.75 26.73 27.72 28.74 29.72 30.75 30.75 -