Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Adidas Unisex Sport T-Shirt

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a high-performance, eco-conscious, sweat-wicking excuse machine. Crafted from 100% recycled polyester (yes, even your last failed workout shirt might’ve helped make this one), it’s here to prove that you can be fit, fashionable, and friendly to the planet—even if you’re habitually late because there was a Labrador doing literally nothing but being adorable.

With a regular fit, moisture-wicking magic, and UPF 50+ protection, this shirt says: “I’m athletic… or at least I look the part.” Whether you’re bench pressing hopes or jogging toward brunch, this tee has your back (and sweat).

Just one rule: don’t print anything illegal, unhinged, or involving bad decisions with this brand. Adidas doesn’t do wild parties or tattooed squirrels holding cocktails.

🏆 Key Features:

• 100% Recycled Polyester: Because the Earth deserves better than your single-use excuses.

• Moisture-Wicking Fabric: So you can sweat like you mean it, but look like you’re still cool about it.

• UPF 50+ Sun Protection: For those who train under the sun or just forget sunscreen religiously.

• Open Hem Sleeves: Sleeves so relaxed, they’re practically on a hammock.

• Direct to Film Printing (DTF): Like a tattoo, but for your shirt. Crisp, bold, and commitment-free.

• Printed Care Label: No itchy neck tags here—because you’re tough, but not that tough.

🧺 Care Instructions:

Keep your shirt clean without turning it into a crop top:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Do not bleach (this shirt is already radiant)

• Line dry—sunshine is free

• Do not iron—this isn’t a formal event

• No dry cleaning—because we’re not made of money or time

📏 Size Guide:

• S – “Fit-ish and Fabulous” You go to the gym… sometimes to use the Wi-Fi.
• M – “Moisture Wicker Extraordinaire” The size for people who say “I sweat with purpose.”
• L – “Lunges Optional” Looks like you run, but mostly to the fridge.
• XL – “Extra Love for Dogs AND Comfort” You bring big energy, big laughs, and even bigger snack pockets.
• 2XL – “Two Scoops of Sass” Fits your shoulders and your opinions.
• 3XL – “Bold, Brave, and Breezy” Built for those who need space—for movement and maybe nachos.
• 4XL – “I Do Cardio (Dog Watching Counts)” Spacious, glorious, and ready for a power walk to the ice cream truck.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your favorite dog-walking sneakers, a leash that matches your vibe, and a strong alibi for why you’re late—again. Bonus points if your dog is also wearing performance gear.

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