Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Adidas® Quarter-Zip Pullover (Embroidery)
Price range: $94.33 through $102.58
Whether you’re jogging, lounging, or sprinting across the street to pet a Labradoodle, this adidas® Quarter-Zip Pullover has your back (and front, and sleeves). Made from recycled materials for guilt-free fashion crimes and blessed with UPF 50+ sun protection—because dog-spotting waits for no one and neither does the sun. Warning: wearing this may cause increased dog attention and unsolicited tail wags.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : adidas but make it chaotic, dog spotting activewear, quarter-zip sass, recycled fashion flex, sarcastic sportswear
Looking for a pullover that screams “I exercise… but only when dogs are watching”? This adidas® Quarter-Zip Pullover is made for high-performance humans who casually jog to pet strangers’ dogs. It’s light, breathable, and built from 100% recycled polyester—because your wardrobe can be environmentally conscious and dog-obsessed. Moisture-wicking? Check. Sun-blocking UPF 50+? Absolutely. Room for embroidered excuses across your chest? Obviously.
This isn’t just athletic wear—this is “I chased a corgi for three blocks and didn’t spill my iced coffee” energy.
Key Features:
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Relaxed Fit: Because you don’t need anything restricting your sudden dog-spotting lunges.
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UPF 50+ Protection: Blocks out the sun, not the shade from people who don’t like dogs.
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Hydrophilic Finish: Sweat-wicking sorcery that keeps you dry while sprinting toward golden retrievers.
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Eco-Warrior Fabric: Made from recycled polyester—saving the Earth one tail-wag at a time.
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Stylish Sleeve Branding: With the adidas logo on the left sleeve, right where your dignity used to be before barking at someone else’s pup.
Care Instructions:
🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) on a gentle cycle
🚫 Do not bleach (your hoodie OR your dog)
🔥 Tumble dry low—unless you want a shrunken top that only fits your chihuahua
🧻 Iron on low heat if you dare
🚫 No dry cleaning unless you’re made of money and sassSize Guide:
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S – “I only jog when being dragged by a dog.”
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M – “Casual stroll turned full-blown squirrel chase.”
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L – “Can lift a golden retriever, probably.”
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XL – “Big coat, bigger love for dogs.”
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2XL – “One hoodie to snuggle me and a small labradoodle.”
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3XL – “For those with room in their heart and hoodie for rescue mutts.”
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4XL – “Legendary comfort. Might contain three terriers.”
Pro Tip: Embroidery-friendly = excuse-ready. Customize it with “Sorry I’m Late,” “Professional Dog Noticer,” or “I Brake for Barking.” Whether you’re hitting the gym or the dog park, this pullover lets the world know your priorities are soft, fuzzy, and probably named Max.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 41.26 44.49 47.76 50.79 54.72 58.74 63.50 Length, in 27.56 28.27 29.25 30.00 30.98 32.01 32.76 Sleeve length, in 25.75 26.26 26.50 26.77 27.01 27.56 27.76 -
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