Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Acid Washed Round Neck Tee

This t-shirt walked straight out of the ’80s and said, “I’m not just late—I’m fashionably delayed by something fluffy.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Acid Washed Tee delivers retro rebellion with a modern twist, featuring a ribbed crew neck, slightly dropped shoulders, and an acid-washed finish that says “yes, I stopped to pet a stranger’s golden retriever and I’d do it again.”

Crafted from 100% cotton with a smooth, strong texture and that perfectly worn-in look, this tee is ideal for dog lovers, vintage chasers, and anyone who needs their outfit to say, “Time is a construct.”

✨ Key Features:

• 🧵 100% Cotton: Smooth, soft, and breathable—perfect for spontaneous sprints toward suspiciously cute bark sounds.

• 🌀 Acid Wash Finish: Like your time management: beautifully inconsistent and somehow cooler because of it.

• 🧍 Regular Fit with Slightly Dropped Shoulders: Casual, chill, and roomy enough for dramatic pointing at poodles.

• 📏 Ribbed Crew Neck: Stays snug even when you’re wildly whipping your head around yelling, “Was that a corgi?”

• 🏷 Sewn-In Neck and Side Label: So you don’t have to deal with tags while explaining your golden-retriever encounter for the fifth time today.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart when someone says “I’m more of a cat person”)

• Iron low heat (just enough to keep the chaos presentable)

• Do not bleach—this wash is vintage, not accidental

• Don’t dry clean—this tee is here to party, not attend a board meeting

📏 Size Guide:

• XS–S – For agile sidewalk side-steppers and speedy pup scanners

• M–L – Balanced enough for stylish lounging and dog park monologues

• XL–2XL – Built for deep sighs, big gestures, and emotional support Labradors

• 3XL–5XL – Maximum comfort, maximum dog-spotting real estate

💡 Pro Tip: Wear it with jeans, sneakers, and a subtle layer of dog hair (because we know it’s inevitable). Perfect for dog festivals, 80s-themed brunches, or confidently showing up 15 minutes late with zero regrets and one paw print on your knee.

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