Home is Where My Dog is Women’s Cotton Tee

This isn’t just any cotton tee—it’s the Beyoncé of casual wear: effortless, iconic, and makes you look like you have your life together (even if you’ve just spent 20 minutes scraping peanut butter out of a Kong toy). Made with premium airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this shirt is so soft you’ll wonder if you’re petting your dog or your torso. The relaxed fit and modern style mean you can conquer errands, Zoom calls, and dog park small talk with equal amounts of confidence and sarcasm.

Key Features:

• 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Smooth, soft, and doesn’t judge your snack choices.

• Double Needle Sleeve & Hem – Reinforced stitching so it won’t give up on you, unlike your last diet.

• Ribbed Knit Collar – Elastic enough to survive “just one more” head-through-the-hole test.

• Relaxed Fit – Forgiving enough to handle both taco night and “accidentally adopted another dog” moments.

• Dog-Friendly Vibe – May cause strangers to stop and tell you about their dog’s Instagram.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart.

• Do not bleach (this isn’t a crime scene).

• Tumble dry low, or just let your dog nap on it until it’s “flat.”

• Iron low heat, if you’re feeling fancy (or leave it wrinkled—it’s called “texture”).

• Do not dry clean, unless you want a lecture about “proper garment handling.”

Size Guide:

• S: Width 18.5″ | Length 25.25″ (For people still pretending coffee is a personality trait.)

• M: Width 20″ | Length 26″ (Balanced, like your snack-to-water ratio.)

• L: Width 22.01″ | Length 26.69″ (Roomy enough for food babies.)

• XL: Width 24″ | Length 27.5″ (Comfortable enough to chase the dog and your dreams.)

• 2XL: Width 25.98″ | Length 28.25″ (For those who like their clothes as roomy as their sarcasm.)

• 3XL: Width 28″ | Length 29″ (Basically a portable blanket disguised as fashion.)

Pro Tip: This tee is the perfect “I didn’t try, but I still look cute” uniform. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or dog hair (the true neutral of fashion). Bonus: It’s comfy enough to nap in, but classy enough that if you forget you’re still wearing it to the store, you’ll still get compliments—mostly from dog people, which is all that matters.

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