Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Polo Shirt (AOP)

Finally—a polo shirt that lets you attend anything from “casual Fridays” at the office to accidentally fancy brunch, without betraying your true identity as a dog-obsessed human. Made from 100% polyester, this lightweight polo is breathable, quick-drying, and durable enough to withstand muddy paw prints, surprise slobber attacks, and the judgmental gaze of people who think polos are strictly for golf. Spoiler alert: it’s not. It’s for you.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Softer than your dog’s belly, but significantly less hairy.

• Pointed Collar – The fashion equivalent of saying, “I’m adulting… kind of.”

• 3-Button Placket – Buttons for when you can’t decide how much neck you’re comfortable showing.

• Custom All-Over Print – Loud enough for your dog to spot you from across the park.

• Thread Color Options – White or black thread so you can pretend you’re making a bold life choice.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like the icy stare of someone who doesn’t like dogs.

• Do not bleach—this isn’t a 2003 boy band polo.

• Tumble dry low, because life is already hard enough.

• Do not iron—wrinkles are just texture, darling.

Size Guide:

• S: For people who still think portion control exists.

• M: The universal size of “eh, it fits.”

• L: Great for layering… or for hiding snack-related regrets.

• XL: Official sponsor of the “I earned this dessert” lifestyle.

• 2XL: For those who live life with extra dog hair and extra everything.

• 3XL: Roomy enough to double as a picnic blanket—your dog approves.

Pro Tip: Wear this to the office to trick your boss into thinking you’ve matured, then immediately ruin the illusion by pulling out dog treats during the meeting. Bonus: your dog will think you’re the best-dressed human at the park (because you are).

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