Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Moisture Wicking Tee

Introducing the tee that makes you look like you run marathons, even if the only race you’ve ever entered is “Who gets the last slice of pizza.” This Sport-Tek® PosiCharge® Competitor™ Tee is the answer to sweaty dilemmas: lightweight, moisture-wicking, and breathable enough to convince everyone you’ve got your life together. Plus, thanks to PosiCharge® technology, your colors stay bright and your logos don’t pull a Houdini fade act. It’s basically fabric sorcery with a sporty twist.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Tougher than your last breakup, and way quicker at bouncing back.

• Moisture-Wicking Magic – Because pit stains are a social crime.

• PosiCharge® Technology – Locks colors in like a stubborn dog refusing to drop the ball.

• Double Needle Hemming – Reinforced stitching that says, “I’m not tearing, Karen.”

• Self-Fabric Collar – Chic, seamless, and won’t collapse under pressure (unlike your weekend plans).

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart.

• Do not bleach (seriously, it’s not the ’90s).

• Do not tumble dry—this tee likes to air out, like family drama.

• Do not iron (it’s already smooth, unlike your dance moves).

• Do not dryclean—save that for your “adulting” blazer.

Size Guide:

• XS: For people who think “portion control” is a lifestyle.

• S: Still convinced you can fit into your high school jeans.

• M: The universal size of indecision.

• L: Built for comfort, not just confidence.

• XL: Finally admits buffets are a sport.

• 2XL: For those who live life in “extra” mode.

• 3XL: Roomy enough to double as a camping tent.

• 4XL: Because personal space should apply to clothing too.

Pro Tip: Wear it to the gym, the dog park, or the couch—it wicks away sweat, judgment, and the guilt of skipping leg day. Bonus: it’s so breathable, your dog might start side-eyeing you like, “Is that MY cooling vest?”

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