Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Jersey T-Shirt

Meet the T-shirt equivalent of a loyal golden retriever—soft, reliable, and always ready to make you look good. This unisex jersey tee is lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously comfortable, making it the shirt you’ll “accidentally” wear three days in a row. Perfect for gym rats, couch potatoes, or anyone trying to look like they actually put effort into their outfit. Bonus: no side seams means nothing to scratch, poke, or remind you of life’s disappointments.

Key Features:

• Super Lightweight Fabric: Airy enough to keep you cool when your dog insists on sitting directly on you in 90-degree heat.

• Crew Neckline: Because sometimes you need a collar that says, “I’m casual, but I respect myself.”

• Side Seams & Shoulder Tape: Keeps its shape longer than your New Year’s resolutions.

• Tear-Away Label: Finally, no mysterious itchy tag scratches—life’s real luxuries.

• Sustainably Sourced Cotton: Good for you, good for the planet, great for bragging rights.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart.

• Non-chlorine bleach only—this isn’t a 2003 MySpace tee.

• Tumble dry low—your shirt likes a chill spin, not a rollercoaster.

• Iron on low heat (or just embrace the wrinkles—they’re “vintage”).

• Do not dry clean. If your tee is at the dry cleaners, you’re doing life wrong.

Size Guide:

• XS: For the folks who still think Starbucks Venti is “too much coffee.”

• S: Slim-fit optimists, still chasing their high school metabolism.

• M: The universal “I’ll have what they’re having.”

• L: Built for big personalities (and bigger pizza orders).

• XL: For those who don’t mess around with single servings.

• 2XL–4XL: Because comfort should always be supersized.

Pro Tip: Layer it, lounge in it, or wear it straight out of the laundry basket (we won’t tell). Just don’t let your dog claim it as their new “blanket”—they will look cuter in it than you.

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