Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton Tee

This isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s a lifestyle choice. Crafted from 100% heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed for that “I’ve been stylish since birth” faded look, this tee screams comfort, durability, and eco-conscious cool. Not only does it make you look effortlessly vintage, but it’s also guilt-free: ethically made, sustainably certified, and still soft enough to make you forget laundry day was three days ago.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton – Because polyester is basically plastic cosplay.

• Garment-Dyed Goodness – A soft, lived-in look that says “thrifted” without the questionable mothball smell.

• Wide Rib Collar – Keeps its shape better than your New Year’s resolutions.

• Shoulder & Neck Tape – Like duct tape, but classier, and it actually prevents stretching.

• OEKO-TEX Certified – Environmentally friendly, so Mother Earth gives you a slow clap.

• FLA & WRAP Certified – Ethically made, so you can flex your fashion and your conscience.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart.

• Non-chlorine bleach only (sorry, not every shirt wants to cosplay as tie-dye).

• Tumble dry low—think “gentle breeze,” not “desert windstorm.”

• Iron low heat, or don’t—wrinkles are just fabric’s natural personality.

• Do not dry clean (unless you like paying strangers to judge your laundry habits).

Size Guide:

• S: For people who eat salads voluntarily.

• M: Balanced, like a Netflix binge with carrot sticks.

• L: Perfect for those who love “room to breathe” and “extra fries.”

• XL: Because sometimes one plate of nachos isn’t enough.

• 2XL: For those who believe in the sacred ritual of second dinners.

• 3XL: Basically a wearable blanket, because life’s too short to feel constricted.

Pro Tip: This tee ages like fine wine—gets softer, more relaxed, and pairs beautifully with… dogs, sweatpants, and a general disregard for Monday mornings. Wear it to the park, to brunch, or to loudly announce that you’re eco-conscious while secretly eating an entire pizza alone.

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