Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Vintage Swimsuit (AOP)

Let’s take it back—way back—to a time when swimsuits were sassy, legs were for showin’, and being a dog mom meant being the alpha of both your pup and your pool game. The Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Vintage Swimsuit brings flirty 50s energy to your 21st-century sass. With boyshort bottoms for booty coverage (but still turning heads), this U-back one-piece is here to say: “Yes, I rescue dogs and hearts.”

Key Features:

• Boyshort Bottoms: Because you deserve comfort while cannonballing, lounging, or chasing your labradoodle down the beach.

• Vibrant Colors: Bright enough to blind the patriarchy and guaranteed not to fade in water, sun, or when being admired by jealous humans.

• 85% Polyester / 15% Spandex: Just the right amount of stretch to hug you like a grateful rescue pup.

• Deep U-Cut Back: Business in the front, drama in the back. Beyoncé would approve.

• Runs Smaller Than Your Confidence: Order a size up unless you plan on rocking the “vacuum-sealed sausage” look.

Care Instructions:

• No Dry Cleaning: You’re not a prom dress.

• Iron on Low (if you must): But who irons swimwear, really?

• Lay Flat to Dry: Or just lounge dramatically while it air-dries on your balcony.

• Machine Wash Warm: Because you’re too fabulous for hand washing.

• No Bleach: This suit’s got enough brightness already.

Size Guide:

• XS – “Tiny But Mighty”: Perfect for petite gals or those who can still wear junior sizes without crying in the dressing room.

• S – “Snug & Sassy”: A slim fit for the ones who are lean, mean, and likely snack between yoga classes.

• M – “Classic Queen”: Made for the average-sized goddess who balances her dog walks with snack breaks and slays both.

• L – “Curves & Confidence”: For ladies who love a bit more room for the wiggle and a swimsuit that doesn’t play tug-of-war with your thighs.

• XL – “Extra Lovely”: For those embracing their fluff, their flair, and the fact that life’s too short for uncomfortable swimwear.

• 2XL – “Boss Level”: Designed for queens who know their worth and demand comfort and killer style from their suits.

• 3XL – “Fur Baby Royalty”: You’ve got presence, personality, and probably more than one dog. This suit will fit like a hug from your pack.

Pro Tip: Planning to dive in headfirst or just want to look poolside paparazzi-ready? Pair this vintage gem with oversized sunnies, a floppy hat, and the kind of confidence only dog moms and international spies possess. Warning: You will get compliments. Possibly from strangers. Definitely from dogs.

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