Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Varsity Jacket (AOP)
$46.17
This slim-fit, all-over print varsity jacket is the official uniform of dog moms who run on caffeine, chaos, and unconditional love. With a ribbed collar, elastic cuffs, and enough pocket space for treats and existential dread, it’s perfect for looking stylish while yelling, “Don’t eat that!” for the fifth time today.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : all over print dog mom, dog mom jacket, Funny Pet Apparel, stylish dog hair magnet, varsity jacket for dog lovers
Strut into the dog park like it’s a runway with this Dog Mom Fur Life varsity jacket. Whether you’re chasing your pup, dodging drool, or just flexing your canine devotion, this all-over-print wonder screams “I’m not like other moms—I’m a dog mom.” Featuring a ribbed stand-up collar, elastic cuffs, and hem, this slim-fit jacket hugs your curves like your dog hugs you after three minutes apart. It’s customizable too, because your dog’s face deserves to be on your chest more than your ex ever did.
✨ Key Features:
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Material Blend: Garment Body – 95% polyester, 5% spandex. Lining – 100% polyester. Ribbed bits – 98% polyester, 2% spandex. Basically: it stretches, breathes, and holds up better than your last relationship.
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Weight Class: Medium fabric (7.96 oz/yd² or 270 g/m²). Not too light, not too heavy—just like your pup’s judgment.
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Functional Fashion: Front zipper for dramatic exits, and two pouch pockets for treats, tennis balls, or mysterious lint.
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All-Over Print: Unleash your creativity (or your dog’s face) using the ArtsAdd design tool. Because basic is for the cats.
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Tailored Fit: Casual slim fit that says “I work out,” even if the only lifting you do is 60-lb Labradors.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Worried about mud, fur, or accidental ketchup attacks?
- No stress.
- Toss this gem, in the machine on a cold, gentle cycle (max 30°C or 90°F).
- It’s lower maintenance, than your neighbor’s Pomeranian with a gluten allergy.
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Extra Sassy: Perfect for petite dog moms who chase Chihuahuas and break hearts at the dog park.
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S – Small but Mighty: Ideal for compact queens who toss tennis balls with the strength of a retriever on espresso.
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M – Medium and Magnificent: For the balanced dog mom—equal parts treat giver, zoomie enabler, and snuggle enthusiast.
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L – Large and Legendary: Great for those who need a bit more room to store snacks, sass, and unconditional puppy love.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Tailored for the ride-or-die dog moms whose pups think they hung the moon (because, let’s face it, they did).
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2XL – Two Times the Woof: Made for ultimate comfort and ultimate cuddles. You carry the emotional weight of your entire furry household—might as well have a jacket to match.
💡 Pro Tip: This varsity jacket pairs best with leggings, sneakers, and the unshakeable confidence of someone whose dog is definitely the cutest on the block. Bonus points if you match with your pup. Double bonus if you both wear sunglasses.
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