Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Underwear (AOP)
$17.48
Slip into sass and stretch with the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Underwear—because your booty deserves a VIP lounge too. With four-way flexibility, breathable fabric, and a plush waistband that hugs you tighter than your dog during fireworks, these briefs are here to support your behind through snacks, squats, and spontaneous naps. Tail-waggin’ comfort guaranteed.
Categories : Bottoms, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cheeky dog lover gift, comfy dog mom panties, dog mom underwear, funny women’s briefs, satirical dog mom lingerie
Ladies, let’s talk undies that can keep up with your dog-chasing, snack-hoarding, nap-prioritizing lifestyle. Our Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Underwear is designed for supreme comfort, fierce flexibility, and full-on tail-waggin’ fabulousness. Made in the USA with a breathable, stretch-happy fabric that says, “Yes, I walk my dog in style…even under my sweatpants.” Whether you’re lounging, lunging, or lurking near the fridge at 2 a.m., these briefs have got your backside. Literally.
Key Features:
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97% Polyester, 3% Spandex: Just the right balance of stretch, sass, and synthetic magic.
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4-Way Stretch: Because your undies should never hold you back from dramatic lunges—or sprinting after a rogue pup.
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Plush Elastic Waistband: Soft, supportive, and will never judge your snack choices.
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Vibrant All-Over Print: Yes, even your underwear deserves to be fabulous.
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Breathable & Antimicrobial Fabric: Stays fresh while you do your best impression of a blanket burrito.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F max)
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No bleach—this isn’t a crime scene
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Tumble dry low (the lazy girl’s ironing)
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Do not iron (seriously…why would you?)
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Do not dry clean—these undies are casual queens
Size Guide:
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XS: For those who’ve never eaten a full pizza alone (yet)
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S: Light snackers with bold style
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M: The perfect middle ground between gym ambition and Netflix reality
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L: Comfort zone experts and brunch champions
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XL: Maximum fabulousness and room for dessert
Pro Tip: Match them with your sassiest attitude and your coziest lounge set. Warning: You may feel too cute to wear pants ever again. Bonus points if your dog matches your energy. 🐾
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XS S M L XL Waist Width, in 12.80 14.15 15.35 16.15 16.55 Sideseam Length, in 2.20 2.20 2.20 2.20 2.50 Height, in 7.50 7.90 8.30 8.90 9.60 -