Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Tank Top (AOP)
$25.67 – $28.63
This all-over print racerback tank flexes with you—whether you’re crushing a workout or chasing a four-legged tornado named Waffles. Breathable, stretchy, and fabulous enough to distract from the fact you haven’t washed your hair in three days.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : activewear for pet parents, dog mom racerback tank, funny all over print tank top, sarcastic performance fashion, stretchy dog lover apparel
Ready to serve looks and leash duty, the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s All-Over Print Tank Top is the MVP of activewear-meets-attitude. Made with a stretchy blend of 94% polyester and 6% spandex, this top moves with you—whether you’re sprinting after a runaway tennis ball or ducking behind bushes to avoid other humans at the park.
With a high scoop neckline, cinched back for added flair, and thread options for your color coordination obsession, this tank is made for high-performance living (and low-effort lounging). It’s printed so vividly even your dog will be impressed—and that’s saying something.
✨ Key Features:
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94% Polyester, 6% Spandex Blend: Stretchy, comfy, and faster-drying than your patience during a leash tangle.
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Cinched Back Design: Adds just the right amount of sass to your sweat. Function meets fashion in a flattering rearview.
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High Cut Neckline: Scoop-shaped but high enough to keep everything classy—even mid-zoomie sprint.
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Thread Options: Choose between black or white seam bindings to coordinate your chaos.
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Tear-Away Label: Comfort first—because no one wants a scratchy tag mid-dog wrangling.
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Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced but American assembled—like a rescue mutt with international flair.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because your tank shouldn’t need more maintenance than your dog:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach (seriously, just don’t)
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron (unless you’re rebelling against polyester)
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Do not dry clean (it’s a tank top, not a tuxedo)
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Small But Loud: Lightweight and ready to sprint after your emotionally unstable terrier.
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M – Medium Mischief Maker: Enough room to move, bend, and do the Treat Toss™ with confidence.
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L – Leash Queen: Stylish, breathable, and built to throw hands over off-leash drama.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Fits like a hug, breathes like a sigh of relief when your dog finally poops.
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2XL – Two Dogs, One Tank: Roomy, reliable, and ready to absorb chaos, sweat, and compliments.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this AOP tank with leggings, a messy bun, and a leash wrapped around your wrist like a power accessory. Whether you’re at the gym or three laps deep around the neighborhood, this tank says, “Yes, I do this for the dog—and I still look amazing doing it.”
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S M L XL 2XL Length, in 23.60 24.50 24.90 25.00 25.50 Chest width, in 15.00 15.94 16.73 17.32 18.90 Bottom width, in 20.25 20.62 21.50 22.62 23.50 Tolerance, in 0.37 0.37 0.37 0.37 0.37 -