Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top
$34.80 – $36.88
This fitted tank with thick spaghetti straps serves comfy, clingy realness—just like your dog during a thunderstorm. Ethically made, socially conscious, and ready for every judgmental side-eye at the dog park.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom spaghetti strap tank, ethically made pet parent apparel, fitted dog lover shirt, funny women’s summer top, sarcastic sleeveless fashion
Whether you’re walking the dog or strutting past your ex’s house like it’s a runway, this fitted spaghetti strap tank is your new warm-weather sidekick. Made from a buttery-soft blend of Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and polyester, this top hugs your body like your dog hugs you when fireworks go off.
Thick spaghetti straps offer comfort and support—yes, even through surprise tug-of-war sessions—and the mid-length cut keeps things breezy without flashing the treats. Ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certifications, this tank is for the dog mom who cares about where her fashion comes from… right after she’s done cleaning up poop.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft AF Fabric: 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton + 48% polyester = the fashion equivalent of a warm puppy nap on a Sunday.
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Thick Spaghetti Straps: Not your average flimsy string. These bad boys hold it down (literally and figuratively).
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Fitted, Flattering Fit: Hugs the curves, doesn’t judge the snack decisions.
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Mid-Length Cut: Covers enough to be classy, reveals enough to remind everyone you own your confidence (and at least 3 leashes).
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Socially Conscious Vibes: Made in a facility with WRAP & Fair Labor Association creds. You can be fashionable and morally superior—finally!
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DTF Print Magic: That’s Direct to Film, not your dating life. Crisp, lasting prints worthy of every selfie-with-your-dog moment.
🧼 Care Instructions:
For when your dog lovingly sneezes directly on your chest:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed (aka don’t be dramatic)
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Tumble dry low (just like your social battery after the dog park)
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Iron on low (if you must be fancy)
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Do not dry clean (this isn’t prom)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Xtra Stylish: For small dog moms who still take up the most space in a room (in the best way).
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S – Small and Sassy: Built for speed, snacks, and surprise sass.
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M – Medium Bark Energy: Balanced, bold, and always ready to throw hands (or balls).
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L – Lead Walker Vibes: Comfy, chic, and one good tank away from going viral.
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XL – Extra Leash Queen: Room to breathe, snack, and dramatically yell “DROP IT” with grace.
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2XL – Two Scoops of Fabulous: Maximum comfort, maximum tail wags, and emotionally available for all dogs—yours or not.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with high-waisted anything, your favorite sneakers, and a dog treat pouch you pretend is for your “friend’s” dog. It’s perfect for brunches, errands, and deflecting awkward small talk with “Sorry, I have to go—my dog needs me.”
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