Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Skater Dress (AOP)

You didn’t choose the dog mom life—the dog mom life chose you. And now it’s telling you to wear this all-over-print skater dress like you were born to be fabulous (and covered in fur). Made with a polyester-spandex blend stretchy enough to chase down your dog mid-squirrel pursuit and comfy enough to nap in after. With an asymmetrical skirt that says, “I woke up like this,” and a silhouette that says, “but I still slay,” this dress is your new wardrobe soulmate.

Key Features:

• 83% Polyester, 17% Spandex: Built with the fabric of champions (and stretchy yoga pants), it’s wrinkle-resistant and ready for anything from brunch to barking.

• Asymmetrical Skirt: Intentionally unbalanced—like your love for your dog vs. your social life.

• High-Cut Neckline: For fashion-forward flair and coverage when you suddenly bend to pick up you-know-what.

• Double-Needle Hemming: Because one stitch simply isn’t dramatic enough.

• Vibrant All-Over Print: Because basic is for people without dog hair on everything.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
• Do not bleach (your dog wouldn’t approve).
• Tumble dry low, like your energy after chasing your dog.
• Do not iron or dry clean—we’re here to make your life easier, not harder.

Size Guide:

• XS – Petite pup parent ready to spin and twirl

• S – Small but mighty (and possibly fueled by coffee & Kongs)

• M – Middle-of-the-road fabulous with room for treats

• L – Large and in charge, just like your dog’s attitude

• XL – Extra loyal, extra fabulous

• 2XL – Maximum fluff, minimal nonsense

Pro Tip: Pair with your best dog-themed accessories and a leash in one hand. Warning: people will ask where you got it. Respond only in howls.

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