Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Polyester Yoga Shorts (AOP)

Whether you’re conquering a downward dog or simply chasing one around the backyard, these high-waisted wonders are here to hold it all in—your core, your confidence, and your unwavering love for fur-babies. Made from 100% terylene (yes, that’s polyester with a fancy runway name), these shorts are built to stretch but never stress. Expect minor visual surprises because like dogs at a dog park, no two pairs are exactly the same. And let’s be honest, you wouldn’t want them to be.

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Terylene Fabric: Softer than your dog’s ears and tougher than your willpower at the sight of a snack.

• 4-Way Stretch Magic: Whether you’re lunging, lounging, or leaping over chew toys, these shorts move with you, not against you.

• High-Waist & Belly Taming Superpowers: Because yoga isn’t about judging your abs—it’s about pretending they exist while looking fabulous.

• Color, Size & Print May Vary Slightly: Much like your pup’s moods—adorable but unpredictable.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)

• Do not bleach (even if you drop ketchup—just trust the universe)

• Hand washing = extra life bonus

• No ironing (your shorts and your dog both hate it)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS: For the petite powerhouses who can outrun a Chihuahua.

• S: If you’re compact, but with a flair for drama.

• M: Middle of the pack, and proud of it.

• L: For ladies who brunch and bench press.

• XL: Extra love, extra style, extra room for snacks.

• 2XL: More curves, more comfort, more reasons to strut.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with a judgmental sports bra and a latte you didn’t finish because your dog got the zoomies halfway through your yoga flow. Also great for impressing squirrels and delivery drivers.

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