Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Polyester Yoga Shorts (AOP)
$11.27 – $14.22
Stretch like a goddess, snack like a gremlin. These high-waisted Dog Mom Fur Life Yoga Shorts are made of magical terylene and designed to hug your curves like your pup clings to your socks. Perfect for yoga, napping, squirrel surveillance, or pretending to work out. Woof-worthy comfort included.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine-core fashion, dog mom activewear, funny yoga shorts, leggings with barkitude, stretchy sass shorts
Whether you’re conquering a downward dog or simply chasing one around the backyard, these high-waisted wonders are here to hold it all in—your core, your confidence, and your unwavering love for fur-babies. Made from 100% terylene (yes, that’s polyester with a fancy runway name), these shorts are built to stretch but never stress. Expect minor visual surprises because like dogs at a dog park, no two pairs are exactly the same. And let’s be honest, you wouldn’t want them to be.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% Terylene Fabric: Softer than your dog’s ears and tougher than your willpower at the sight of a snack.
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4-Way Stretch Magic: Whether you’re lunging, lounging, or leaping over chew toys, these shorts move with you, not against you.
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High-Waist & Belly Taming Superpowers: Because yoga isn’t about judging your abs—it’s about pretending they exist while looking fabulous.
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Color, Size & Print May Vary Slightly: Much like your pup’s moods—adorable but unpredictable.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach (even if you drop ketchup—just trust the universe)
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Hand washing = extra life bonus
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No ironing (your shorts and your dog both hate it)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS: For the petite powerhouses who can outrun a Chihuahua.
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S: If you’re compact, but with a flair for drama.
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M: Middle of the pack, and proud of it.
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L: For ladies who brunch and bench press.
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XL: Extra love, extra style, extra room for snacks.
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2XL: More curves, more comfort, more reasons to strut.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with a judgmental sports bra and a latte you didn’t finish because your dog got the zoomies halfway through your yoga flow. Also great for impressing squirrels and delivery drivers.
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