Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Ideal Racerback Tank
$14.78 – $17.33
This racerback tank was made for chasing your dog, your goals, and maybe a raccoon or two. With a scooped neckline, slim fit, and zero patience for itchy tags, it’s basically your dog mom superhero uniform—minus the cape (but you totally deserve one).
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom racerback tank, funny women’s workout top, lightweight dog lover shirt, sarcastic fitness fashion, scoop neck dog mom apparel
This tank is for dog moms on the go—whether you’re sprinting after your pup mid-escape or just power-walking through the pet aisle like it’s a runway. Made with a ridiculously lightweight blend of cotton and polyester, this racerback tank feels like you’re wearing… well, nothing. But, you know, socially acceptable.
The slim fit hugs your body like your dog hugs your leg during fireworks, and the scoop neckline keeps things cute while allowing optimal airflow (aka sweat freedom). Add in a tear-away label for scratch-free sass, and you’ve got the ultimate go-to for active days, lazy walks, or being dramatically stylish while tossing kibble.
✨ Key Features:
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Extra Light Fabric: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton + 40% polyester = feels like a cloud, but with more attitude.
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Racerback Cut: Highlights your shoulders and says, “Yes, I carry 40-pound bags of dog food by myself.”
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Classic Fit + Scoop Neckline: Comfy, flattering, and sporty enough to justify skipping cardio for cuddles.
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Side Seams: Because you deserve structural integrity—even if your schedule is held together by coffee and squeaky toys.
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Self-Fabric Binding: Everything matches, just like you and your dog’s outfits (don’t lie, we know you do it).
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Scratch-Free Tag Life: Tear-away label so you can focus on fetch, not itch.
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DTF/DTG Print Magic: High-quality print that lasts longer than your dog’s attention span.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep it clean without the drama:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
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Tumble dry low (like your dog’s energy after daycare)
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Do not bleach (even if life tempts you)
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Do not iron (especially the print)
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Do not dry clean (because… why would you?)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Extra Sass, Minimum Fabric: Ideal for petite queens with maximum bark.
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S – Snack-Sized & Savage: For the power-packed dog mom who always brings the best treats.
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M – Mid-Zoomie Range: Just right for balancing errands, sniff breaks, and spontaneous dance parties.
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L – Leading the Pack: Tailored for boss moms who know how to multitask and throw a tennis ball at the same time.
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XL – Extra Loyal Legend: For cozy coverage and storing emergency bacon bits.
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2XL – Two Times the Love: Maximum mobility for maximum momming (and maybe a hidden dog toy or two).
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with leggings, a messy bun, and a faint smell of liver treats. Whether you’re chasing after a muddy pup or practicing “sit” in public like a stage mom, you’ll look like you’ve got it all together—even if you’ve lost count of how many socks your dog has eaten this week.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98 Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49 -