Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Hooded Blanket
$58.43
Wrap yourself in the cozy embrace of canine couture with the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Hooded Blanket — a wearable fleece fortress against cold drafts, judgmental cats, and life’s many responsibilities. It’s soft, warm, and the closest thing to being hugged by your dog… if your dog had sleeves and a fashion sense. Perfect for couch queens, cold-office warriors, and anyone who believes “pants” are just a suggestion.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom blanket, fleece fashion armor, hooded snuggle gear, paws before people, wearable nap couture
Why settle for a boring old throw when you can wear your warmth like a majestic, fleece-clad queen? The Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Hooded Blanket is here to rescue you from the tyranny of cold toes, chilly couches, and tragically bland loungewear. Made from 100% polyester fleece softer than your dog’s ears (on a good hair day), this wearable blanket wraps you in cozy comfort while leaving your arms gloriously free for snack retrieval, remote control domination, or enthusiastic dog petting. Whether you’re curled up binge-watching reality shows or just trying to survive your office’s arctic air conditioning, this hoodie-blanket hybrid is the fashion-forward snuggle suit your soul has been barking for.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece – Softer than your pup’s belly and twice as loyal.
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Lightweight & Cozy – It’s like a hug from your dog, minus the drool.
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Vibrant, No-Fade Print – Bold colors that stay fabulous through naps, Netflix, and nose boops.
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Sleeved & Hooded – Because your arms deserve better than flapping around like penguin wings.
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Dog-Mom Approved – Designed for those whose hearts belong to the four-legged and furry.
Care Instructions:
Because this blanket is fancier than your ex’s excuses:
- 🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- 🚫 Do not bleach (unless you enjoy artfully blotchy dog-prints)
- 🔥 Tumble dry low
- 🚫 Do not iron (seriously… it’s a blanket, not your resume)
Size Guide:
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Width: 26.4 inches – Enough space to wrap like a human burrito
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Length: 33.9 inches – Covers you from shoulder to mid-snooze
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Sleeve length: 22.8 inches – For dramatic gestures while sipping hot cocoa
Pro Tip: Pair this hooded blanket with a hot drink, fuzzy socks, and a pup who thinks you’re a goddess. Bonus points if you answer the door in it and own it like the royalty you are.
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