Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Heavy Faded Crop Tee
$45.88
For the dog mom who’s mastered the art of “I woke up like this (and still managed to step in kibble),” this heavyweight crop tee brings vintage vibes, big bark energy, and zero effort. Garment-dyed, oversized, and unapologetically comfy—because chasing tail (literally) is a full-time job.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom crop top, faded and fabulous, heavyweight barkwear, oversized tee sass, vintage dog fashion
This isn’t just a tee—it’s a whole mood. The Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Heavy Faded Crop Tee is what happens when vintage vibes crash headfirst into modern dog-walking glam. Made from 100% carded cotton and intentionally faded for that effortlessly cool, “I woke up like this” look, this tee is cropped to perfection, oversized for drama, and heavy in weight because your love for dogs isn’t the only thing that’s thick.
Whether you’re running errands, chasing your pup, or just want to look like you might listen to vinyl, this one’s got your back. Literally.
Key Features:
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100% Carded Cotton: Built tough like your tolerance for off-leash chaos. Short fibers = long life.
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Oversized Fit: Because clingy clothes are for clingy people—and you’ve already got a dog for that.
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Garment-Dyed Glory: Each shirt is dyed after it’s sewn, giving it that lived-in vibe, like your favorite 90s playlist.
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Preshrunk Fabric: It’s not going to surprise you in the wash like that time your dog brought home a squirrel.
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Tear-Away Label: No scratchy drama—just rip, toss, and carry on living your best cropped life.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, just like your ex’s heart
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Non-chlorine bleach only (because let’s not get crazy)
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Tumble dry low—like your patience for nonsense
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Iron, with medium heat if you’re feeling domestic
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Do not dry clean… we’re rebels, not royalty
Size Guide:
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XS – “Extra Sassy” For the petite dog mamas who chase poodles and perfection with equal energy.
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S – “Small but Spicy” Compact, confident, and possibly owns more dog toys than shoes.
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M – “Medium Mischief” A balanced fit for those who like their lattes large and their pups spoiled.
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L – “Large & Legendary” A little extra room to layer sarcasm over sass—and maybe a few dog hairs.
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XL – “Xtra Loyal” Roomy enough for maximum comfort while emotionally supporting your fur child 24/7.
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2XL – “Double the Drama” Bold, breezy, and made for twirling dramatically when someone insults your dog.
Pro Tip: Pair it with high-waisted jeans, a messy bun, and your dog’s leash. Then strut down the sidewalk like it’s your personal runway and the neighbors are your paparazzi. Bonus points if you sip an overpriced iced coffee while doing it.
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