Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Casual Shorts (AOP)
$20.05
Built for lounging, walking the dog, or pretending to jog (we don’t judge), these shorts are your new MVP—Most Valuable Pant. Lightweight, breathable, and equipped with pockets deep enough for treats (yours or the dog’s), they’re made for movement and mischief. With a drawstring that says, “I might work out—or nap,” they’re ready for whatever chaos the day throws at you (probably dog hair).
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : casual canine couture, dog mom shorts, funny women’s shorts, paws-itively stylish, pockets for biscuits
Who says dog moms can’t strut their stuff in style and comfort? These casual shorts are basically your legs’ love language—made from whisper-light polyester with enough breathability to survive a summer dog park chase. They feature two side pockets (finally, somewhere to stash treats and existential dread), and a drawstring waistband to accommodate your pre- and post-snack body. Whether you’re walking the dog or power walking away from responsibilities, these shorts get it done.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Lightweight, breathable, and so soft it practically apologizes for existing.
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Drawstring Waist – Adjusts like your tolerance for bad dog park small talk.
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Two Side Pockets – Perfect for poop bags, phone, or bribes for good behavior (yours or the dog’s).
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White Thread Accents – Because even your seams deserve to shine.
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Regular Fit, Regular Cut – Just enough room to be comfy, but not enough to smuggle a Chihuahua.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)—because we all know laundry should never break a sweat.
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Tumble dry low, or line dry for extended drama-free wear.
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Iron on low heat, if you’re feeling extra.
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Do not bleach or dry clean (this ain’t your prom dress).
Size Guide:
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Small (S) – For the dog moms who can still fit into their high school jeans and brag about it casually at brunch.
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Medium (M) – The happy medium of comfort and “yes, I still jog… occasionally… to the fridge.”
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Large (L) – Built for those who prefer their shorts like their weekends: relaxed and roomy, with no judgment.
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X-Large (XL) – For the queens of cozy who need space to stretch, snack, and sass in equal measure.
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2X-Large (2XL) – Because curves deserve comfort too, and these shorts understand the assignment.
Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with your favorite oversized tee, a leash, and an attitude. Bonus points if you yell “LEAVE IT!” at random squirrels while sipping iced coffee and pretending you’ve got your life together.
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