Dog Mom Fur Life Windbreaker Jacket (AOP)

Ready to outrun a thunderstorm and your dog’s bad decisions? The Dog Mom Fur Life Windbreaker Jacket is the lightweight, unisex layer that turns unpredictable weather into a fashion moment. Made of 100% polyester with a smooth finish and printed in colors loud enough to match your energy, it’s perfect for staying dry while yelling, “No, we do NOT chase squirrels!”

With a full front zipper for fast exits, elastic cuffs that bounce back better than your mood after caffeine, and two front pockets for snacks (yours and theirs), this windbreaker is your new dog-walking armor. Bonus: it’s water-resistant, wind-resistant, and emotionally supportive in light rain.

Note: Runs smaller than your tolerance for muddy paw prints—consider sizing up!

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fabric: Lightweight, durable, and fast-drying—basically the opposite of your dog after a bath.

• All-Over Print (AOP): Go bold or go home (covered in mud). Vibrant colors guaranteed to catch eyes—and maybe a compliment or two.

• Elastic Cuffs: Bounce back after every leash yank and dramatic “NOPE” moment.

• Black Nylon Zipper Tape with Plastic Teeth: Sleek, secure, and built to keep you zipped up while your dog tries to wriggle free.

• Water & Wind Resistant: Mother Nature doesn’t stand a chance (but your dog still might drag you into a puddle).

• Front Pockets: Roomy enough for treats, poop bags, lip balm, existential dread—whatever you’re carrying.

• Sewn-In Label & Unisex Fit: Tag’s built in. Style’s built for everyone. Love that.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Wash it like it survived a hike and an emotional breakdown:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Do not bleach (even if your dog “decorated” it)

• Tumble dry on low, gentle cycle

• Do not iron (wrinkles = personality)

• Do not dry clean—save that for clothing without paw prints

📏 Size Guide:

Heads up: Runs smaller than expected. Like your dog’s respect for boundaries.

• XS – “Sprinter Mode Activated” Petite and speedy with pockets just big enough for essentials (aka treats).

• S – “Sleek and Snack-Ready” Fitted and fabulous—ready to chase or be chased.

• M – “Middle of the Bark Pack” The Goldilocks fit: not too tight, not too loose—just dog-mom perfect.

• L – “Leash-Tugging Layer Champ” Comfy enough for sprints, errands, and emotional walks.

• XL – “Extra Weather, Extra Sass” Great for layering over existential dread and a hoodie.

• 2XL – “Fully Covered, Mildly Prepared” For when you want wind protection and the illusion of control.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, messy buns, and a suspiciously well-behaved dog for the full “yes, I woke up like this (because my dog barked at 5AM)” look. Bonus points if you match your leash and your attitude.

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