Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Zone Performance T-Shirt
Price range: $24.55 through $27.03
This ultra-light, moisture-wicking tee is your go-to uniform for dog walks that turn into accidental cardio. With UPF 40+ sun protection and an athletic fit, it keeps you cool while your dog pretends not to hear you shouting “COME BACK!”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : athletic dog parent apparel, funny dog workout shirt, moisture wicking dog mom tee, performance t-shirt for pet lovers, squirrel chasing uniform
This shirt is here to support you—emotionally and physically—through every single sprint, snack run, and squirrel-chasing emergency. Made from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (yes, the fancy kind), it’s lightweight, athletic, and engineered to say, “I am outdoorsy… if you count walking the dog 14 times a day.”
Designed for maximum coolness (both literal and figurative), it wicks away sweat like your dog wicks away dignity in public. It also blocks the sun with UPF 40+ protection—because you’re too fabulous to fry—and stays bright thanks to color-dyed wizardry that resists fading, no matter how many hose-downs you survive.
🚀 Key Features:
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100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester – Keeps you dry when your pup drags you into cardio situations you didn’t agree to.
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Extra Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) – So light, your dog might mistake you for a frisbee.
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UPF 40+ Sun Protection – Because sunburn is not a vibe.
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Cationic Dyes for Color Fastness – Your shirt stays bold and bright, unlike your voice when your dog ignores you.
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Athletic Fit – Hugs in the right places, forgives in the others.
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Heat-Seal or Tear-Away Label – A fun surprise! It’s like a label lottery.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Built for performance, not drama. Keep it simple:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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No bleach (we love our vibrant chaos)
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Do not tumble dry (air dry like your dignity after slipping on a tennis ball)
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No ironing – wrinkles are earned
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No dry cleaning – this isn’t a red carpet
📏 Size Guide:
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Extra Small (XS) – For compact humans and snack-size dog lovers.
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Small (S) – For agile walkers and moderate treat dispensers.
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Medium (M) – The golden retriever of sizes: dependable, loved by all.
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Large (L) – Roomy enough for a full lung scream when your dog bolts.
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Extra Large (XL) – For maximum arm-swinging during leash tangos.
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2XL – All the space you need to stretch, sweat, and dodge dog drool.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear this shirt for everything from agility runs to emotional support trips to the pet store. Add leggings, a leash, and a “treats in my pocket” attitude and you’re ready to outpace both sunburn and small talk.
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