Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Zip Hoodie (AOP)

For the dog parent who wants to scream “yes, I own 67 squeaky toys” without saying a word—this hoodie is your spirit animal. Made for the chilly days, dog park strolls, and “Oops, I forgot to change out of my pajamas” coffee runs, this zip-up masterpiece keeps you warm, stylish, and just the right amount of extra.

Crafted with 100% polyester and enough charm to make your dog jealous, it features an all-over print (no awkward white seams here), a black zipper for dramatic flair, and pockets big enough to hide treats (or just your hands from reality). Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or snowflakes, this hoodie’s got your back. Literally.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Durable, quick-drying, and ready for whatever muddy adventure your fur baby drags you into.

• Full All-Over Print: No boring spots. Yes, even under the arms.

• Spacious Kangaroo Pockets: For hands, snacks, leashes, or existential dread.

• Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy—just like your boundaries with your dog.

• Black Zipper: Because drama belongs in your wardrobe, not your life.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
• Do not bleach (even if you spill latte).
• Tumble dry low (because life is already hard).
• No ironing (who irons hoodies?), and definitely.
• No dry cleaning (that’s for suits and sadness).

Size Guide:

• XS: For those who still get carded at the pet store.

• S: For “walks the dog, sometimes walks themselves.”

• M: Balancing dog mom life with actual adulthood.

• L: Knows the vet tech’s name and star sign.

• XL: Can identify bark types in the wild.

• 2XL: Living large and owning it—fur and all.

Pro Tip: Layer it up with sarcasm and dog hair for maximum effect. Add sunglasses and a reusable coffee cup to be mistaken for a celebrity dog trainer on a break.

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