Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee
Price range: $35.60 through $36.62
Unleash your oversized energy with the Dog Mom Fur Life Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee—so thick it could block out bad vibes and unsolicited opinions. Crafted for max comfort and major attitude, this boxy beast of a tee says, “Yes, I lift…my dog into the car.” Perfect for lounging, strutting, or just being dramatically casual.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : boxy fit fashion, oversized dog mom shirt, sarcastic shirt couture, ultra heavy cotton tee, unisex lounge armor
Built like your dog’s commitment to barking at absolutely nothing, this tee is all muscle, zero nonsense. The Dog Mom Fur Life Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee is made for those who lift emotional baggage and 40lb fur babies with the same arm. Oversized, boxy, and heavier than your dog’s judgmental stare when you try to leave without them—it’s the tee that says, “Yes, I own the sidewalk.”
Key Features:
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100% Cotton – Like your pup’s loyalty, this shirt is the real deal.
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Ultra Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz) – So thick, it might qualify as armor against unsolicited opinions.
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Classic Crew Neck – Because fashion trends come and go, but comfort is forever.
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Dropped Shoulders – Giving off that effortlessly disheveled vibe without the effort.
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Boxy Fit – Finally, a tee that understands your love of snacks and your fear of cardio.
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Sewn-in Neck & Side Label – No scratchy tag drama here—just smooth sailing and sass.
Care Instructions:
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🧼 Machine wash cold (like your dog’s stare when the treat jar is empty)
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🚫 No bleach—unless you’re into the accidental “distressed look”
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🔥 Tumble dry low, unless you’re daring
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🧺 Do not dry clean—this shirt is rugged, not royalty
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🧽 Iron on low, but avoid the print (it’s sensitive, like you)
Size Guide:
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XS–S: For humans who can still bend over without grunting
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M–L: For medium humans with maximum snack pockets
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XL–2XL: Built for comfort and full-chested dog hugs
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3XL–5XL: When you need room for you, your dog, and a day’s worth of emotional support snacks
Pro Tip: This tee pairs perfectly with a leash in one hand, iced coffee in the other, and absolutely zero tolerance for people who say “It’s just a dog.”
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 24.02 25.20 26.38 27.56 28.74 29.92 31.69 33.46 35.24 Length, in 28.15 28.94 29.72 30.51 31.30 32.09 32.48 32.87 33.27 Sleeve length, in 8.11 8.27 8.43 8.58 8.74 8.90 9.06 9.21 9.37 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
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