Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

Let’s face it—sometimes you want to look like you tried without actually trying. Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee, the wardrobe MVP for people who love their dogs, hate sleeves that ride up, and consider “matching socks” a bonus.

Made with 100% eco-conscious cotton (because both you and your dog deserve breathable softness), this classic-fit tee is a touch fancier than your average t-shirt but still comfy enough to roll in dog hair like it’s glitter. With no side seams and taped shoulders, it’s smooth, durable, and just structured enough to make you look like you planned your outfit—even if you didn’t plan for your dog to roll in goose poop this morning.

Heads up: it runs smaller than usual—like your tolerance for squeaky toys after 9 p.m.

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Environmentally Friendly Cotton: Because saving the planet in a dog-hair-covered tee is still saving the planet.

• Medium Fabric (6.0 oz/yd²): Not too thin, not too thick—Goldilocks-approved dog mom layering.

• Classic Fit: For when you want to look semi-put-together while sprinting after a leash escape.

• Tubular Knit (No Side Seams!): Smoother than your dog’s “innocent” face after chewing the remote.

• Shoulder Tape for Durability: Holds up through walks, washes, and weekly nervous breakdowns.

• Ribbed Knit Collar: Keeps its shape better than your New Year’s resolutions.

• Sewn-in Label: No itchy nonsense, just full-on comfort.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Be kind to your long-sleeve legend:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry, medium heat

• No bleach (unless it’s metaphorical)

• Do not iron (unless you enjoy danger)

• Do not dry clean — this isn’t a tuxedo, it’s dog mom couture

📏 Size Guide:

Note: Runs smaller than usual — size up unless you enjoy sleeve-constricted regret.

• S – “Slim Fit, Big Sass” Best for petite humans or very confident squirrels.

• M – “Moderate Mayhem Ready” Great for dog moms who need room for snacks and sarcasm.

• L – “Lounge-Approved” Slightly roomier for comfort, sass, and impromptu fetch tournaments.

• XL – “Extra Layer of Sanity” Just enough space for breathing, biscuits, and big opinions.

• 2XL–5XL – “Bring on the Blanket Vibes” For when you need more comfort and less tight-fitting judgment.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, messy buns, and the tired-but-fabulous energy of a woman who just yelled “DROP IT” in public. Throw on some boots and it’s a look. Covered in fur? Even better—it’s a vibe.

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