Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Triblend Tee
Price range: $43.25 through $49.00
This tri-blend tee is the ultimate dog-parent uniform—lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever chaos your canine conjures. It’s got that “I’ve got treats in my pocket and zero regrets” energy, with comfort levels so high your dog might claim it as their new bed.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny dog mom triblend tee, lightweight canine chaos wear, sarcastic dog lover fashion, soft pet parent shirt, unisex fur mama uniform
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a life choice. Crafted from a magical triad of 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon, this tee is basically the holy trinity of fabric comfort. Lightweight and breathable, yet durable enough to withstand a slobbery head tilt and a mid-walk snack spill.
Its retail fit means you’ll look effortlessly put together, even if you haven’t slept since the Great Puppy Teething Crisis of last month. Plus, it’s got side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar that stays put—unlike your dog when you yell “stay.”
✨ Key Features:
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Tri-Blend Fabric (Poly/Cotton/Rayon) – The dream team of softness, strength, and superior draping. Basically, the dog parent of textiles.
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Side Seams – Helps the shirt hold its shape longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
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Ribbed Knit Collar – Elastic and loyal—just like your dog at mealtime.
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Shoulder Tape – Reinforces the seams so your tee doesn’t stretch out like your patience at the vet.
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Retail Fit – You’ll look like you chose to wear this. Not just because it was the cleanest thing.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Take care of it like it’s your backup squeaky toy stash:
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Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), gentle cycle
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Do not bleach (unless you’re into shirt roulette)
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Tumble dry low, because nobody wants a crop top surprise
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Medium iron, if you must
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No dry cleaning—this tee is not that high maintenance
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For pocket-sized humans and Chihuahua-level energy.
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S – Compact but mighty. Possibly owns multiple fanny packs.
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M – Balanced, reliable, and always has dog bags in every pocket.
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L – Spacious enough for comfort, still fashionable enough for Instagram.
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XL – For bigger hugs and even bigger dog cuddles.
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2XL – Because comfort should come in extra.
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3XL – Built for full-on lounge mode and dramatic doggy storytelling.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, sneakers, and your best “yes, my dog is my therapist” energy. Bonus points if you store kibble in your pockets and treat this tee like your official dog-parent uniform—which it absolutely is.
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