Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Tie-Dye Sweatshirt

Why settle for basic beige when you can rock a wearable rainbow and still have room for dog fur, biscuit crumbs, and existential questions like “Did I feed the dog or just think about it?”

The Dog Mom Fur Life Tie-Dye Sweatshirt is for the vibrant souls who love long walks, spontaneous tail chases, and dressing like their personality hasn’t been crushed by Monday yet. Made from a soft 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, this sweatshirt is hand-dyed in dreamy, color-swirled chaos that—much like your dog’s sense of personal space—is delightfully unpredictable.

It’s pre-shrunk (because life’s full of surprises already), comfy, colorful, and built to outlast both laundry cycles and surprise Zoom calls.

🌟 Key Features:

• 80% Ring-Spun Cotton / 20% Polyester: So soft you’ll wonder why all your clothes don’t feel like a puppy’s belly.

• Hand-Dyed Goodness: Each piece is one-of-a-kind—just like your dog’s dramatic reaction to squirrels.

• Medium-Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz /yd²): Keeps you warm, cozy, and fashionably resistant to chilly porch potty breaks.

• 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs and Bottom Hem: Stretches when you do—whether you’re reaching for coffee or chasing a runaway leash.

• Relaxed Fit: Loose, lazy, and just structured enough to say “I kinda tried.”

• Sewn-In Label: Because who needs tag drama when your dog already provides daily chaos?

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat this wearable art with love (and avoid dryer doom):

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach (not even during emotional laundry decisions)

• Do not tumble dry – air dry it like your dignity

• Do not iron – wrinkles are just tie-dye personality

• Absolutely do not dry clean – it’s a sweatshirt, not a tuxedo

📏 Size Guide:

• S – “Stylish but Still Snack-Ready” A cozy-yet-fitted vibe for the minimalist dog mom who travels light—with treats in one pocket and poop bags in the other.

• M – “Just Right for Chaos Management” Comfortable enough for a game of fetch and structured enough to convince people you’ve got things under control.

• L – “Weekend Warrior Mode” Slightly oversized, great for layering or hiding a pajama top you refuse to change out of before noon.

• XL – “Snuggle-and-Snack Champion” Roomy enough for serious lounging, accidental naps, and emergency Netflix binges with your furry sidekick.

• 2XL – “Fluffier Than the Dog Bed” For maximum comfort, post-walk snack feasts, or those “not leaving the house unless there’s fire” kind of days.

• 3XL – “I Am the Blanket Now” Blanket-level comfort with sleeves. You + dog + this sweatshirt = a perfect pile of domestic bliss.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this psychedelic masterpiece with messy buns, mismatched socks, and the smug look of someone whose dog just finally pooped on the first try. Great for festivals, dog parks, awkward grocery runs, or simply vibing through a Tuesday.

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